Activating Niya II

From the Vault: One more discussion with Niya, who apparently wants to make sure she insults every last one of you. Also: secret babies, and other horrible nightmares.

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[jamient]

i would love to here Niya's opinions on octo-mom

[madetohealxx]

Please tell me Niya has a blog where I can read this awesomeness every day!

[jourdannex]

Dear god, I have the baby dream too....and yes, it's like mommy needs a drink, how will she go to the lube party now?!

[whynotisay2u]

Will someone please knock up Niya so she can some gain insight into a subject she knows ZERO about? I, too, used to look down on "freeloading" stay-at-home moms. Now I know better! Should I be plunking my kids into daycare instead? Would that make me a worthwhile citizen, in Niya's opinion? Her logic is insulting to ALL women. Being home isn't forever (mind-blowing, I know, but those degrees weren't a TOTAL waste!), and it's the best start you can give a child, bar none. DE-activate this idiot!

[notsodear]

You guys are great! I wish Niya could visit my house and rant about stuff all day long. I could provide her with so much material.

[pete275]

is this like the female version of the dream where you're back at school and you're suddenly taking a final, and you think "oh shit, I've been working my real-life job so much I didn't realize finals were here"? it's like "oh shit, I've been so busy with important things I totally forgot it was my turn to start making babies"? that's gotta suck

[mad0madge]

Niya is my goddamned hero.

[blue5522]

Go Niya. I get what you're saying...maybe it's not PC, but I get it. Haven't had any baby dreams, thankfully (I guess that's a good thing...)

[JekyllCat]

I can't remember the last time I've laughed that hard. Pamie, I hope that even though you're on hiatus that you find people to continue to activate :)

[thenicochannel]

oh god! baby dreams!

For me 3 versions:

a. the Niya/Pamie version where I'm confused on why I have it and what I'm going to do

b. the terrible mother dream where I'm fighting to get my baby

c. the happy baby dream and when I wake up I miss the dream baby

I'm never having children. LOVE NIYA!