Girls, you need to Suck It Up!

READ: I hope you guys realize like 95% of this stuff is satire...

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[allthegirlytalk]

Random boners?! Try random blood stains. Kicked in the balls?! Cramps 24/7 for 3-7 days once a month. So mr you suck it up girls have it bad!!!!!

[dancergirl11293]

How about I come stab you in your random boner and tell YOU to suck it up.

Newsflash, asshole. The trick to getting rid of your random boners is getting some action. I could see where this could pose a problem for you, so allow me to make an introduction:

This dude's penis, meet this dude's right hand.

Get to work buddy. A fap a day keeps random boners away.

[unicorns123x]

suck it up? well excuse the fuck outta me...this is why you dont have a girlfriend im assuming...

[xxxbeautifulpeoplexx]

Bleed out of your dick for a week every month until your 50 and then tell me to suck it up. (:

Thanks

[MrSAMFOSS]

Thats why its better to be guy! HELL YA!!!

[93ImagineBreaker]

@lifesgoodXD how is random boner funny when u gotta go in front of class an ur hard we gotta hear u moan bout periods girls can get away with shit that guys couldn't an law favors women

[lifesgoodXD]

Boners are funny but leaking from your period embarasing. Guys have it easy! Girl cry blood from their vag and get horrible cramps leak cravings moodswings. AND on top of that, we have ro hear you guys complain about a stupid random boner! When it's nothing compared to a period.

[xxxLoveMyLyricsxxx]

what if i told u to suck it up!!!! We have to deal with cramps, random blood stains at your very first period, pms, mood swings!!! And a lot more that would take forever to tell!!! Boys have it fricken easy!!! So dont go around with your head high and saying that you have it hard!!! Newsflash!!!!! Shut up!!!

[coulibistrie]

@allthegirlytalk child birth is a choice btw noones forcing uto have a kid an when u do u can get cash 4 it an have a 9 month delay between the pain an have painkillers to get rid of the pain a guy can easily get hit in nuts more then u get pms or child birth which most women have like 3 max even if girls r more likely 2 be raped only girls get smpathy if a guy said he got raped hes called lucky/laughed at/or not believed so female on male rape is underreported so stop spreading such shitty lies

[coulibistrie]

@allthegirlytalk dont be a bitch there are sadist females that can do it a hard kick there can incapitate a guyi said were born with that weakness noone hits a baby there unlike  us gain pms(ur weakness)a puberty an lose it at menopause we keep it forever an unlike peroids which is a monthly prob getting hit there can i said can be a daily issue which a girl can hit us whebnever u feel like name me once instance when child birth or pms was seen as funny none but kick in nuts way to many to count

[allthegirlytalk]

@coulibistrie OMG, but do you get kicked in the nuts for 3-7 non-stop? I don't think so! and also who the fuck hits someone who is a baby in the balls? Thats wrong and nobody would do that! Most of the guys I know say they feel sorry for girls, because they have to get periods and give birth! And yeah sure pain killers for periods work, but child birth? Are you stupid? well obviously by the way you spell and girls can be raped by girls and guys, and girls are more likely to be raped so stfu!

[coulibistrie]

@coulibistrie but only girls get sympathy we get laughed if a guy rapes us an if a girl do it hes called lucky weather if he wants it or not guys cant preg but they cn be a father an unlike girls we cant opt out guys get the draft an can have women only things women anfd children 1st. girls can get away with things and have excuses 4 murder and get lighter sentences 4 same stuff guy do. women can ruin a guy with fake rape claims an name 1 time when child birth PMS was joked bout?