Martyrdumb

WARNING -- This poetry may incense and inspire. Attacking religion, science, and conventional views on reality.

MARTYRDUMB
by Park Teter

(sing to the tune of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall")

In Islamic traditions (Hadith), martyrs
are rewarded in heaven with 72 virgins.

72 virgins are waiting for you,
72 waiting for you,
If one of those virgins you choose to screw,
71 virgins are waiting for you.

71 virgins are waiting for you,
71 virgins for you,
If one of those virgins you choose to screw
70 virgins are waiting for you.

70 virgins are waiting for you,
70 waiting for you,
If one of those virgins you choose to screw
69 virgins are waiting for you.

Repeat until:

One virgin is waiting for you,
One virgin for you,
If that virgin you choose to screw
No more virgins are waiting for you.

No virgins are waiting for you,
No virgins for you,
If you can't find more virgins to screw
What in Hell will you ever do?

72 whores are waiting for you,
72 whores for you,
If it still won't get harder, you poor little martyr,
All 72 know just what to do.

Jesus Christ was a martyr too,
But he never got his 72.
He only got one, and he was her son,
And incest was strictly taboo.

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[deez723]

I hope that you are admitted to a mental institution quicksmart

[apologiamixer]

Virgins and rivers of wine in paradise. Allah must be a bartender in a brothel.