the Breakfast Rap

I don't like rap. I can't rap. "Hmmm," I thought, "mix these two rich qualities together and the end result should be a gem." Only not.

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Lyrics:
Say sit down at the table, put your bib on if you're able.
We got something (stuff's super) serious going on
Like "breakfast", like it's hot (spelt like breakdance, only not)
Happin' at a home near you:
There's your Mom telling you without missin' a beat
about a certain savvy sizzlen' sniper meal ya oughta eat,
Not lunch, brunch supper or whatever stew,
but a morning dish, "breakfast" deja vu?
Contents are, but not restricted to:
dry cereal, oatmeal
corn flakes, pancakes, toast and bacon
orange juice and milk, the yummy's makin' your tummy smile
but imagine for a while your digestive track
eager to start the day with a power pack
but left alone to salivate.
That's what's happing when you bypass the golden rule,
Hey what's happin´ when life's got no time to drool?
Start the day off on zero, see for yourself - it's so not cool.
The docs agree with Mom on broccoli
what you eat becomes your fuel.
The recipe of success begins with one, nutritionality,
two, starting each day with a tall calcium-filled glass of milk
and three, don't forget to eat your greens.
Vitamins, Proteins, hasbeens make your choice
My digestion has a suggestion and its raising it's voice
Gotta win over that hunger before it gets out of hand,
Gotta shout out to the younger children watchin' you man
Your stomach's beggin' for some real meal morning breakfast to chew
but here's the deal: you've lost the feel and you're missin' your cue,
Your intestines are done packing and they're biddin' adieu
to your kidney's and lungs, you know, "the crew",
Cause breakfast is on the table, and you're just gonna drive-through.
Don't drive through....eat breakfast. Deja vu?
Rapper 2th-DK, comin' at ya,

Beat created by King7Mile at: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=1978769&sub=83566




Lyrics written, singing and mixing by me.
MP3:
http://www.thinkgardner.com/youtube/breakfastrap.mp3

Special thanks to Dave for the idea! :)

Yes, there is something weird about some of the pictures and the words they represent. :D

Category:

Music

Tags:

• breakfast
• rap
• eat
• greens!
• drink
• your
• milk!
• Mom
• told
• you
• so!

[poeticjibberish]

clever rap...never thought I'd hear it ;) funny stuff man keep up with the good work!

[DanielGardner]

Thanks poeticjibberish!

[snowibeauti]

Ha I like it! And it helps that you're hot!

[sasunaru6788]

haha wow, great vid. and very well put together! now i wanna start eating.

[logannason81]

He lookes like a rapist

[OhShiz77]

fail..........................­......... ;)

[TheWaynelds]

Its way better than all the crap on the radio.

I'd sign you in a minute if i had a record label.

[Jonathello65]

that was awesome and so funny XD and the pictures made it even better

[Aomi17]

i lol'd

[PatrickEklektos]

Weird dude, weird. But I like. lol

SDG

[kipyodog]

hahah nice

[Naturigurl]

I liked it

[crydropsonroses]

lolololooololol!