Best of Rifftrax - Casablanca

This movie holds the first instance of the quote "I ain't got time to bleed". Ingrid Bergman says it in her uber-violent knife fight with Nazi thugs. *NOTE* I do not own the rights to Rifftrax or Casablanca. Please visit rifftrax.com to download the full rifftrax or to donate.

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[TheT4xid3rmist]

What's funny is even after all this time, and with me putting this together, it still makes me laugh.

[Gjeorje]

@TheT4xid3rmist - No, no, no. -You`ve got ALL the lyrics to "As Time Goes By" wrong. <*¬)X

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@Gjeorje The whistles go woo woo

[wolfpax22]

Heh. As much as I don't think that "Casablanca" is appropriate rifftrax material, they should have at least referenced "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" in this. That was a movie riffed in an MST3K episode that tries to recycle simulated characters and elements from Casablanca to cover up how bad it is and make itself a bit more interesting.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@wolfpax22 Actually they do reference it at the very beginning of the rifftrax during the opening credits.

[southsydney]

what's with the whole "NORM!!" thing?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

@southsydney It was something they would say in Cheers.

[thatwhichisgiven]

"Go to so much Hell, it's not even funny, Kevin."

I might end up having to use that one day...

[OneThousandWorlds]

ya missed some good ones, fool!

' I've gotten creepier since last time, haven't I..'

' .. he was shot, trying to escape' ' Shot by an entire Panzer division.'

' Make me. oh- you are.'

' And so it was. After the war, louis and rick opened a nice little pottery shop in Mecanos, where they lived happily after. Lazlo's plane crashed into Gibraltar.'

[UKISOCIETY]

FINGLE YOU ARE MINE!!!

Oh wait.

[hurricanecurls]

Never watch this whilst eating. "NORM!" had me choking on my apple.

[xRemRooodx]

Ingrid Bergman was beautyfulm and i love these guys. _)

[LauraIsPink]

@nextgentacos123 i wasn't a big fan of the movie myself. i'm a big classic movie lover so i saw casablanca just so i could say i saw it. i wasn't overly impressed. it wasn't a terrible movie but i just wasn't feeling it. that really saying a lot because i love the actor claude rains (french guy 2:20 incase you don't know who he is).

[monkeysoulpoet]

I love Casablanca, and yet I love this too.

[TheInspirationExpert]

@TheInspirationExpert Hehe, never mind, I just saw the rest.

[TheInspirationExpert]

3:03 . . . the only really funny moment here for me.