LEGO DINO Raptor Chase Review: Set 5884

259 pieces
$30 U.S. dollars
2 Minifigures and a Raptor
http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Raptor-Chase-5884

STORY TIME!

Buck and Mike were two rednecks press-ganged into fighting the Dino Scourge from Africa. Out of the Blood-Diamond mines vicious immortal Dinosaurs were discovered and were ravaging the already ravaged land of Africa. No one could kill them! It was up to a crack team of Harvard drop-outs and fired Ingen employees to stop this diabolical threat before the whole world was wiped out! Of course with the help of a few Mercenaries like Mike and Buck.

Buck was a big burly fellow who enjoyed his mead, whilst Mike was a slightly dim parolee. They had been friends since kindergarten and had always love Dinosaurs.

Anyway, they were driving their heavy duty Dino Tracker through the jungle trying to capture a velociraptor, the scientists needed Dino DNA to make a virus that could possibly wipe out the Immortal Dino threat.
BUT THEN!
A velociraptor was spotted resting on the ground, "He's a Cummin right for us" yelled Buck! Mike slammed on the gas pedal running down the foul lizard just as it was about to sleep.
Buck jumped out and fired twenty darts into it to make sure it wouldn't get up, then they hauled it back to the compound.
With a celebratory howl they started playing horseshoes, and drank until dawn; gleeful in the security of Humanities dominance!

THE END!

(These are getting progressively more random, my mind is a strange thing)

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[angryzilla]

what happen to your thumb!

[Nightshroud99]

@angryzilla Horrible accident as a kid.

[pangolemmo]

@Nightshroud99 never noticed your thumb

[Nightshroud99]

@pangolemmo What thumb? Oh god, where did it go!!!!!!! 

[Dinosaurman10]

If I had a choose between Raptor Chase with Ambush Attack or Tower Takedown with Ambush Attack witch ones should I get?

[Nightshroud99]

@Dinosaurman10 Raptor Chase and ambush attack.

[Nightshroud99]

@laserjock99 What there is one!!

[TaysideStudios]

in my toon it wis 25$

[MsGuadalupe88]

lol i kept pausing cause i was watching 2 alligators trying to rip eachothers legs off on tv XD

[zirro93]

2:32 whaaaat ????!!!! so you know how they looked milions of years back ??? o.O ?

[KadoBrenKado]

Heres what I do to decide if i want tob uy a type of legos:

1st) Go to google, and type it in.

2nd) See what price for not used one's.

3rd) Check youtube if people like it.

[SpartanDave117]

Do u rekon ther will be a second wave of dino sets? with other dinosaurs like stegosaurus, diplodocus? battle packs would be cool...

[bathtubproductions99]

what set shall i get: raptor chase, triceratops trapper, ambush attack, tower takedown,

[Theweasly1]

the triceratop set

[danny61620]

I think the first one looks like a jeff

[7979jep]

reivew the camper van

[cheeseologist7000]

@Nightshroud99 sorry