When You Say Nothing At All (Spoof)

Ashlee Patterson and Ryan Mendenhall sing a warm and tender version of When You Say Nothing At All. LDS/Mormon jokes included, but still fun for others who may not understand them. This was performed for the BYU 208th Ward UN-Talent Show. I hope we proved ourselves worthy.

Song lyrics written by Ryan Mendenhall and Shoni Winkel

Lyrics:

Stalker Verse 1
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It was amazing when she glanced over at me.
She smiled and winked and I think that she really likes me.
It's hard to say just how I felt inside
When she walked by and put out the vibe

Stalker Chorus
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The smile on her face makes me feel warm and fuzzy
The look in her eyes, I'm convinced that she loves me.
When I touch her hand I can tell that she wants my all
I like her best, when she says nothing at all.

Beautiful Girl Verse 1
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So I met this guy in my religion class (That's me!)
We went out once and it was NOT a blast (I had a blast)
Then I got something in my right eye
He thought I was winkin' a "hi!"

Beautiful Girl Chorus
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The smile on his face is a little bit creepy
There's a look in his eyes that makes me feel uneasy
The touch of his hand makes me so sick I can't eat at all
I like HIM best, when he says nothing at all

Stalker Verse 2
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I pick up the phone and call her at least once a day...actually make that 10 times a day
I prayed about it and we're to be married in May
Try as she may, she can never find time...
Follow her everywhere, is that a crime?

Beautiful Girl Verse 2
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I'm really sick of this psychotic man
He camped outside my house in his surveillance van (It was really cool, you shoulda' seen it)
Celestial dating, this can't be it.
If he doesn't stop, I'LL THROW A FIT!

Stalker/Beautiful Girl combined Verse
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BG: I've had enough I can't take anymore
S: You are the girl that I've waited for
BG: This guy is so dense, why can't he just get a clue? (It's because I love you)
BG: I like him best S: And I like her best
BG/S: When he/she says nothing at all

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• song
• spoof
• fun
• funny
• comedy
• singing
• BYU
• 208th
• LDS
• dating
• stalker
• talent
• show
• parody
• Alison
• Krauss
• Ronan
• Keating
• Nothing

[jazzeeny]

Ryan (it's Jilleen)can my sister use the words and sing this song with her husband? She loves it and was laughing her head off!

[kingryanarthur]

Of course!

[jeremy840]

That was pretty funny!

[kingryanarthur]

Thanks Jeremy! How'd you find us?

[MsChristySmith]

watched it for the second time and still funny i love it MORMONS ROCK

[naomi2kaii8]

hahaha! haha! oh sorry i just cant stop laffin at it hahahaha! lol!

[x1xcvmx1x]

That sounds like the perfect date.... omg

[klc197829]

It is hilarious, but it was a little annoying how they kept breaking and laughing!

Though it was really funny!

I've just written a spoof to this song called 'I hate your northern accent' which I'll be uploading soon!!!! Watch this space!

Kez x

[jazzeeny]

Classic! Ryan you are very creative and entertaining! You definitely made me smile!

[im1gator]

Great fun, just like their audience,I laughed out loud!

[seahkelvin]

Omfg this is hilarious!!