Uploaded by Rnastershake on Jun 28, 2010
By Matt Rogers
Parody of: "Jingle Bell Rock"
Lyrics:
Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock,
It's the first time for you, so here's what you do,
Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care,
Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair.
Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my cock,
You can do it with ease, just get on your knees.
Start licking and slurping, my dick will get firm,
Soon you'll be tasting sperm.
Do it right now, and don't bite now,
Drag your tongue across my meat.
If you give me head, there's no need to spread,
By now you should know a blowjob can't be beat!
Faster now, deeper now, into your throat,
The secret is not to choke!
Take my shaft by its pace,
stuff the whole thing in your face!
That's how you suck on my cock!
You make my dick swell, as I moan and yell,
Heed the warning when I scream,
Although your throat is sore,
you'll have to open more,
To gasp your last breath before I shoot my cream!
Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop,
swallow every last drop!
Now that you eat my meat,
I'll never have to beat my meat,
Thanks for strokin' my,
Thanks for lickin' my,
Thanks for suckin' my cock!!!
Top Comments
All Comments (11)
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oh my fucking god i'm crying
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Merry XXXmas!!! 8=>
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LOL BEST SONG EVER
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Since Christmas is only about two months ago, I should play this on the speakers at Walmart! That would be a "pleasant" surprise for those holiday shoppers.
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ahhahahah love it thumbs up ayy :)
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jaja i sent this to my girlfreind last year she came right over
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Haha this song made my day! :D this guy is the best ;)
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like!!!!
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Thanks for strokin' my,
Thanks for lickin' my,
Thanks for suckin' my cock!!! MERRY XMAS
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