Star Wars: That's Not True. That's Impossible!!!
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Hey, Luke. I just heard that SOPA's been approved.
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@larodem Not that that really bothered Luke any. Tatooine was regarded as the West Virginia of the Galactic Empire.
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My response when I learned that the Expendables 2 will be PG-13
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@kjb86 Only one person in the comment section felt the need to justify something about orgasms by using it as a farfetched example
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@SergeantLuke The reason darth vaders line is hated is not cause it sounds cheesy. Darth vader is a badass and it sucks that his first line was an overdramatic no, it sucks balls , and it ruins the image of darth vader.Luke skywalkers sentence was cheesy; but cheesy doesn't equal bad and the scene was not out of character whatsoever. So basically you are not only wrong, but your last sentence makes you sound like an obnoxious douche as well
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My reaction when I learnt Megaupload has closed.
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"Yup son, you did make out with your sister. We got it on tape and everything."
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Darth Vader told him that having a small penis runs in the family (=
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So many fans complain about Vader's cheesy "No!" at the end of Revenge of the Sith, but they let this line slide, just because it was a part of their childhoods. Holy hypocrisy, Batman!
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And suddenly, constipation.
This is a great response for so many things.
"Were gonna have sex"
"I slept with your mother"
"You have to get up early for work tomorrow"
"Your xbox got the red ring of death"
and so much more.
gerbilman204 1 year ago 80
I stepped on the scale today, and that is what came out of my mouth.
Monkofmagnesia 1 year ago 49