Mastur-what?

Another story about a boy and his urges. Not very funny. A project I made for school. I almost got kicked out for this part. It happens.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Masturbate
• Story
• Boy
• Urge
• School
• Project
• Not
• Very
• Funny
• Vagina
• Stuff

[Bohiman]

I'd kick his ass if he stopped me when I was half way done

[DreamScenario]

I don't see why people think that masturbation is soooo wrong. It's a natural urge [well, mostly for guys, anyway. only 1 out of 3 women actually masturbate (read that somewhere)]. Besides, it's been proven that masturbation can actually help men decrease the chance of getting prostate cancer when they get older. You hear that kids? Masturbation helps you fight cancer!

...my own religion is trying to kill me with cancer... Damn Catholics. lol

[Megadethmegadethfan1]

No it is good because imgane if we actual would have to have sex every time we do it plus your going to have a wet dream any way.It takes alot of stress out of a daily life aleast for me.

[whattheisgoingonhere]

The roles should have been reversed...since the boy in the white shirt who enters the room to discover the other one MASTURBATING is CUTER!!!

[ismikeshaws]

Masturbation transition will bring down the body.

[monsterDutchman]

Most modern sexologists hold to a number more in the vicinity of 2/3 as the ratio of women who masturbate. And, by the way, sperm that remain dormant to long develop abnormalities. You should make room in there at least twice a week in general if you get my meaning. One last thing; according to sex physiologist Roy Levin, to produce an ejaculate with optimum potential for fertilization one should let the little guys build up in number for 5 days.

[KingMenelaus]

hehe polish people usually arent offended by that because some people are dumb enough to believe other polish people are dumb that's why we call dumb ppl polocks. (im polish.) and if you dont know what homophobe means it means scared of homos. hey i forget what btw means.

[iheartzach4lyfe]

wtf IM polish thats offensive GOD how do u know what he is JESUS CHRIST but yes eww what are u gay? smnd i think he is. im bi btw

[KingMenelaus]

whats the matter, we got freedom of speech ya stupid polock. whats the matter, you a homophobe? idiot.

[radagast24]

er -- why not let the boy jerk off in peace.