Isn't it Bromantic? - Samuel Stokes

This is a parody by Samuel Stokes of the song "Isn't It Romantic?" by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart.

Lyrics:
Isn't it bromantic when two athletes smack each other on the ass?
Isn't it bromantic watching pornos with the brothers in my frat?
We spot each other at the gym when lifting weights,
take showers together, then we go on our man-dates.
Isn't it bromantic lying on the beach and working on our tans?
Isn't it bromantic bumping chests together when we're out to dance?
Now people think we're gay, but dude, I swear that I don't want inside your pants!
Isn't it bromance?

Hey bro! Listen, I want to make it perfectly clear that I'm not a homosexual.
I wouldn't even say that I'm looking for a heterosexual life partner.
All I'm trying to say is... well, I love you, bro.
Did I mention I'm not a homosexual?
Give me a bro-hug, man!

Even my girlfriend has her doubts, but dude, I swear that I don't want inside your pants!
Isn't it bromance?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Bromance
• Bro-hug
• Bro-love
• Bro
• Bromantic
• Man-date
• Isn't it Romantic