All I Need (The Jerk Love Song)

This is a short love song I wrote using quotes from "The Jerk" sung from Navin Johnson's perspective.

Forgive me for the horrible video and sound quality. I record from my laptop.

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Lyrics:


something about the blues depressed me
how quickly you lose your kid just impressed me

when i'm with you I feel up
so let's get pizza in a cup

i've only known you four weeks and three days
to me it feels 9 weeks and 5, babe
the first seemed like a week and the second seemed like more
it's written down, now tell me that i'm yours

i might not have money
but now i'm somebody
i'm in the phonebook pg 73
so when you make love to your boyfriend wontyou think of me

You look so peaceful, you almost look dead
I'm no longer nervous, can say things i've never said

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. With you I'm relaxed enough to say it.

i will order both of us the newest wine
in hopes that it will help me make you mine.
i'll put umbrellas in your drink and keep the snails of your plate
if you say "yes" when i ask you on a date

Once you get to know me you'll see my special purpose
and on that day i'll pick you out a vinyl striped thermos

Not an ordinary Thermos but the best that you can buy
now tell me
can i be your guy?

i can't clap in time but my heart keeps good rhythm
Now promise to think of me when ever you kiss him

or if you think that we could work
leave him for this jerk.

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[AmonFTWAmarth]

You have nice voice but the lyrics ruin the song >.>

[Cossbysweater]

@AmonFTWAmarth Then this song is not for you.

[StraightFromTheAbove]

VSauce anyone?

[Cossbysweater]

@StraightFromTheAbove Please fill me in so I can stop feeling like an idiot. 

[MrGreekba]

@Cossbysweater vsauce uploaded a video for his 200th video and linked to playlists with 200 videos in total this video was in one of them

[Cossbysweater]

@MrGreekba Thank you. That's really incredible.

[brianplang82]

Phenomenal

[MegaSilvermist123]

unique voice :)

[cooldudette3000]

I love your voice!!!!!😊🎤

[JGTolmero]

@23brokendream I fear you may be ignorant to the fact that the song is based on quotes from a movie, the lyrics could not be better.

[heylover3]

OMG! This is amazing! I love it with all of my heart. Just then as you were playing that song I wanted to crawl through my laptop speakers into the wire, up through the internet, out your microphone and right against your lips and give you a kiss.

[bbcasting]

So talented. Fantastic job!

[goatsmilk234]

you are beautiful 

[richhency]

I was nervous you'd ruin my favorite movie, but listening to your song and remembering scenes....I was just smiling the whole time. Thank you!!!

[23brokendream]

great voice........lyrics not the best