Icecream-Girl Feat. Jared

***ORIGINAL DRAFT LYRICS***

When he goes out to the party
he can't even find any slutty; chick
to bang a rang rang rang
and taste that sweet sweet tang tang

icecream girl wasn't good enough
she might have be big, round and tough
but she was a girl none the less
he could have been pulling up that dress


the club he was dressed real smarty;
he was looking for something real tarty
he was bustin all acros the floor
until he could bust moves no more

that's when she walked up to him
and said hello jimity jim jim
they danced like no other
he was one smooth brother

things were lookin for good for tonight
if only he the power of foresight
wont you take me home tonight
and do me over all all right

he left the club all smiley
she was horny and extremly riley
thats when he realised he was drunk
and had pick'ed up one ugly skunk

he left that night all alone
then went home to attend to his bone

when he goes out to the party
he can't even find any sluty; chick
to bang a rang rang rang
and taste that sweet sweet tang tang
icecream girl wasn't good enough
she might have be big, round and tough
but she was a girl none the less
he could have been pulling up that dress

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Icecream-Girl
• Feat.
• Jared
• sketch
• short
• film
• improv
• parody
• spoof
• hilerious
• humor

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