GOD HAS BEEN MISTAKEN

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I will always believe in your book of recipes as i have put all my faith into it.
Meat balls 12:45 "I exist. Believe me or go to hell"

Noodles 11:15 "Everything that makes perfect sense and has a ton of evidence is the devils doing."

Salt 4:3 "Cheeses is the son of God so pray so that it's deliciousness will forgive all our sins"

Pepper 9:18 "If thou will not believe, thou shall be bloated with pasta to death."

Cheese 3:10 "I will never reveal myself to thou even though it would make everyone believe. Instead i will send natural disasters to destroy you."

Why do you guys keep doubting the flying spaghetti monster?
He was our savior and you choose not to obey him.
The flying spaghetti monster will send you to hell where you will be sent to hell for all eternity.
Why must you be so blind to not acknowledge the flying spaghetti monster? Everyone pray so that we can enter heaven where flying unicorns,Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and Hitler exist.
You will also be rewarded with eternal deliciousness.

Let us pray: Oh great and mighty flying spaghetti monster
I am truly grateful for all you have done.
Even though you have never shown yourself and you leave me no proof i believe in you. May the stinky goodness of sweet cheeses be forever sprinkled upon you.
In the name of your deliciousness
nutriciousness, and Cheeses,
rAmen.

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[MrFlyingSpaghetti]

Ok then...

[kingofnothing26]

.RAMEN!

[shadowingshadow]

WTF LMAO