Paige, I Wanna Do Moist Things With You (Ukulele Original!)

A very awkward and moist musical plea to be Paige Harwood's moist friend. The amount of labor this video has required has made me rather moist with sweat, but I am still ready for any moist adventure with you, Paige. Let's be friends?

BTW, Quillayute, Washington does have the highest humidity percentage in the United States. I did not make that up. That's why I'm a good friend. I'm honest as any honest thing.

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Lyrics:
We could go walking in Quillayute, Washington
It's close to that home of bad young adult vampire fiction
We might see some werewolves
Or even some vampires there
But I'm sure the 83% humidity
Will explode our hair

Chorus:
Paige, I wanna do moist things with you
From taking a shower to working out and sweating, too
This awkward stage is something that we can get through
Cuz Paige, I wanna do moist things with you.
With you.

We can dance in the rain
And get ourselves all wet
I've got a friendcrush on you
Although we've never met
Let's get some wetnaps and moisten
Our hands to free them from grease
After we've had ourselves a
Deliciously moist feast

Category:

Music

Tags:

• moist
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• contest
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• things
• with
• you
• song
• ukulele
• original
• melodica
• harmonies
• sweaty
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• washington
• humidity
• paige
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• hopeonatenspeed
• outsidergirl
• charlotteatepie
• charlotte

[melodykat0]

nawwh I love this... it's not even a little bit awkward <3

[outsidergirl]

@melodykat0 Hahaha, I threw all awkward to the wind. And thanks!

[hopeonatenspeed]

lovelovelovelove.

this is perfection.

[outsidergirl]

@hopeonatenspeed YOU are perfection. And I would make a perfect moist friend :)

[rebexington]

If this doesn't convince her to be your moist friend, I'm not sure what will.

[outsidergirl]

@rebexington I sure hope it does! I feel like I wasn't moist enough, though.

[GoAlybongo]

this is beautiful!!

[outsidergirl]

@DGillanP Dude, I've BEEN to France! Beautiful country. And thanks!

[outsidergirl]

@torchick163 Indeed.



[DGillanP]

Hi, Charlotte, I love this one. Thanks. A guy from France. No, no it's not somewhere in U.S.A. Lol.