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Louis CK standup clip 10/30/05 "Ew!!"

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A terrible story about my shitty, shitty youth. short and rough, shot at the UCB theater in Hollywood

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  • Chics are so mean when dudes have random boners. LEAVE US ALONE.

  • hahahahaha, your not alone Louis... once when I was a kid I guess my fly was down and I was sitting in class and had a boner... and it fucking went thru my boxers and stuck right out the hole... luckily I wore big shirts cause it went up thru my shirt instead of out in the opening. But I knew it felt breezy and when the bell rang I noticed my dick sticking right up and out of my pants!

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  • "That moment... is, me!" brilliant

  • Holy shit.......Kings??? Wow. I remember Kings from when I was a kid! They closed in 1984. I remember Twin Fair too. And Gold Circle, Aimes, Hills, and Zaires. Wow. Memories! OK. In my city there was a building that was initially Twin Fair, then Kings, followed by The Gold Circle & finally a weekend flea market. I think it may have been some hardware store after that, but I forget. As of now it's vacant, and has been for maybe 15 or 20 years.

  • @duckmastterflex You just need to jerk off more.

  • @duckmastterflex i suggest the ol' tuck on the waist band of the boxer or short that way it doesnt poke outward. just a quick adjustment and off ya go

  • I'm in high school and i get around 20boners a day. I wake up with wood and sleep with wood its just awful. Ill never roll out of bed. Every other day i find my self in real trouble when im in class and the bell rings or the damn fire alarm goes off and i need to get up and leave. Thats why i wear big shirts and baggy shorts.

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    thats so funny 1:05

  • i really like the idea of just yelling AHHHHHHHHHHHH when seeing someone with a boner.

  • @diabolic42090 aaawwww :) 

  • 12 people aparently never got out of the 5th grade...

  • that shit can make your self respect collapse...especially if you were a shy kid...and criticism can detonate a small bomb that takes smth away from you and takes sometimes years to rebuild...like speaking in public...i have colleagues now at the university that can't ask a simple question in class...and don't even go to the point where the proffesor asks them smth with the class full of students...just don't!

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