A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 2

The musical adventure continues in Part 2 when Harry and his pals meet little sisters (Ginny), super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot girls (Cho Chang), and big-baby-jerks (Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle) on their way back to Hogwarts!

"A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.

"Goin' Back To Hogwarts" Lyrics (by Darren Criss):

CHOs POSSY:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang

Dialogue

CEDRIC:
Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

Dialogue

MALFOY:
this year you bet Im gonna get outta here
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near
Ill have the greatest wizard career,
and its gonna be totally awesome

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
Ill be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE:
Yeah youll be the one who is totally awesome.

HERMIONE: Come on guys! Were gonna miss the train!

ALL:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow

HARRY:
Maybe at last, Im gonna talk to Cho,

RON:
Oh no, that be WAY too awesome

ALL:
Were back to learn everything that we can
Its great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam! here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know
The summers over and were itchin to go
I think were ready for

NEVILLE:
Albus Dumbledore! Oooooo
Ahhhhhh.

DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts
I Welcome back you all to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
Weve got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
Id like to go over just a couple of rules:

Dialogue

ALL:
back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and all that i need.
at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
Its Hogwarts, Howarts,

DUMBLEDORE:
Im sorry, whats its name?

ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

DUMBLEDORE:
I didnt hear you kids!

ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

HARRY:
Man, Im glad Im back.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Harry Potter
• musical
• funny
• Darren Criss
• AJ Holmes
• Hermione Granger
• Ron Weasley
• Draco Malfoy
• Dumbledore
• Snape
• Hogwarts
• music
• magic
• Zefron

[yooglegoo]

You know who I think the ugliest boy in school? That Darren Chriss. You know what I'd give on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being the ugliest and 10 being, well 10 would be the most pretty? I would give him an 8.... 8.5. Alright a 9. But NOT over a 9.8. There's always room for improvement. That's why I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it.

[LiveLifeLikeLuna]

"Did somebody say Draco Maaalfoooy?"

OH MY WIZARD GOD, FANGASM, FANGASM

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

that isnt harry potter...... its harry freakin potter!!

[Mrsthedoctor]

I was giving my dog a treat, and I saw on the back, "Distributed by MARS."

Me-O.o. PIGFARTS IS REAL! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

[HaHaHa20103]

"Now let's leave this baby childish jerks alone!"

"Did someone say Draco Malfoy!"

I'm sitting here thinking : No, she said baby childish jerks!

[niltzzen]

@TriinSP Because that's totally awesome!

[EggNogxx]

i really like this but i dont like how they do ginni and how ron keeps shouting stupid sister its not very funny (the ginni thing)

[EggNogxx]

what does freshman mean?

[TheBookwormBakery]

1:03 oh snap Cho's bi O.o

[TheBookwormBakery]

@TriinSP because she's worth it. :3

[TriinSP]

Why is Draco a girl?

[titwelve]

this is TOTALLY AWESOME