BAILOUT THRILLER NIGHT
(Michael Jackson's Thriller)
WilliamBanzai7
It's Midnight this late October night and
Central Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.
Under The Moonlight,
You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.
You Try To Scream,
But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.
Markets Start To Freeze,
As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,
Your Paralyzed
You Hear The Door Slam,
And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.
You Feel The Cold Take Hold,
And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run
You Close Your Eyes,
And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,
But All The While,
You Hear The Grim Market Reaper
Creepin' Up Behind
You're Out Of Trading Time
They're Out to Get You,
There's Robot Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.
They Will Possess You,
Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.
Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together
All Thru The Night,
It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,
It'll Make You See:
(narrated by Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across Obanksta Land,
The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.
Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...
To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without
The Soul For Economic Bust
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,
And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks
And Short Selling Ghouls From Every Trading Room
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your P&L Starts To Shiver
For No Banksta Schtupster Can Resist
The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller
'Cause this Is Thriller,
TARP Bailout Thriller Night
and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.
You Know its Thriller,
TARP Bailout Thriller Night
You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.
Thriller, TARP Bailout Night
'Cause
It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.
(Thriller, Bailout Night)
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.
'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night
It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare try
Any Ghoul could ever Dare...
Love it! Happy Halloween !!
signofjonah2 4 months ago
They're all crooks, but I also noticed they're all Jews, except maybe Ken Lay and that was a decade ago.
I guess the 99% are goyim, b/c the 1% are definitely Jews!
Incogman.net is still up, but Jew Lieberman is working hard to shut down the internet.
Xianman06 4 months ago
Fantastic! Puts a smile on my face . . .
nshpls 4 months ago
Brilliantly Hilarious!
MysticPotato68 4 months ago
Brilliant, as usual. Bela Pelosi cracked me up so hard...
umdesch4 4 months ago
Thanks William, nice work! See ya back over at Zerohedge should be a scary week huh? Spooooky.
davids11131113 4 months ago
haha, nice work william!
georgemargaris 4 months ago