The Onion Movie- Obesity

This just in. Government raises definition of obesity. This move reduces the number of obese individuals from 200 million to 185 million.

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Comedy

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• onion
• movie
• dvd
• obese
• obesity
• fat
• guy

[TeraQuad]

LMAO, 90% body fat, how are you living?!?!

[donnely138]

This is epic. Heroic even. Because when the government fights any battle they just change the definition (move the goal post) and create the illusion of winning. Oh my god! Autism has increased 200%! No, they changed the definition of autism to include mildly antisocial people, awkwardness or just oddness.

[asx305]

OBESITY RAP YAYAYAYAY

[pe6obutilkata]

87 %  of americans are fat.. wooooow

[stuckinthecities]

he's not very obese black man, he's very black obese man..

[godwhitepk]

what the fuck lmao?

[MrMagicalToast]

People also rallied to have more vegetables in school lunches so the government declared pizza a vegetable.

[TheKatyLady1]

@stylez1021 This is a joke

[stylez1021]

wtf the big guy at the end it doesnt take a fucking gov to do something about the problem of obesity thts ur job if u dnt wanna be obese exercise and eat right maybe some of that fat can drop and how is the gov gonna stop this problem lol i

[tantra4life19]

64 people is obese

[tomyo669]

55% body fat to 90% body fat

so 15 million people are between 55 and 90 then 185 million people are still above 90% body fat

[333puggles333]

its not about the amount we eat. its what is put in to our food and how our bodies react to it. (all of it also comes with healthy choices as well)