Why Benjamin Harrison Sucked

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#23. Benjamin Harrison

Em, C, G, D
if I raise the tariffs, more and more will buy American
so if I raise them higher, well be rolling in the Benjamins
not named after me of course
I hope youll see why after this

G, C, D, D
in war they say, raise the tariffs
but in peace, I say raise em higher
well get more money
we can spend on everybody
its a perfect situation
just dont look at what youre paying

cause tariffs make everything cost more
cause it keeps the competition out of our doors
the Harrison family presidential legacy
William Henry dies a lot and then theres me

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[leavesevergreen]

This is awesome. Three cheers for combining history and song. ;-)

[sabai2024]

thanks, Holly! Love your voice. You're a girl after my own heart. Be blessed.

[Iguanarwhal]

Fight over who was better or something. Of course that didn't stop a group North Dakotans from wanting to change their state's name to "Dakota" because North carried the implication that their state was colder than South Dakota.

[Iguanarwhal]

Yet another awesome song! Benjamin Harrison is pretty much one of those presidents no one cares about--we more or less skipped him in US. All I really knew about him before this song was that he made North and South Dakota states on my birthday and that no one really knows which became a state first. He signed them into states with his eyes closed or something and they just decided to say the one that came first alphabetically became a state first. It was done so the two states wouldn't...