Talking 2008 Blues

Just poking a little fun! LYRICS HERE Thanks to Bob Dylan and Paul Simon for inspiration. Doc at popmed.com (remove spaces etc.) David Koh MD
LYRICS:
I've been Mitt Romney 'd, Giuliani 'd,
I've been Condoleezza 'd, Gourmet Pizza 'd,
I've been John McCain 'd and Al Gore 'd through and through,
I've been Personal Injury 'd, Senator Hillary 'd,
Barack Obama 'd, I'm surrounded, I'm Pilloried,
And all they're feeding me is Donkey and Elephant Stew.

I've been Deepak Chopra 'd, Martha 'd and Oprah 'd,
I've been Doctor Phil 'd, Margaritaville 'd,
Andy Rooney Please tell me what to do..
I've been Larry King 'd, I've been stalked by Sting,
But every step I take won't mean a thing,
When you can catch every minute of my life on YouTube.

I've been Katie Couric 'd, I've been New Republic 'd,
I've been Wolf Blitzer 'd, Twisted Sister 'd,
Walter Cronkite won't you please come home?
I've been Frontline 'd, Hotline 'd, Dateline 'd, Nightline 'd,
I'd rather Dan Rather but I heard he got clotheslined
So instead I'll watch War and Peace on my cell phone.

I've been Satellite Paged, I've been Minimum Waged,
I've been Vanity Fair 'd, I've been Bankrupt Declared,
I paid last month's rent with a Photoshopped IOU,
I've been TJ Maxx 'd, I've been Equifax 'd,
What's in My Wallet's expired or Maxed
And my credit score is lower than my IQ.

©Copyright David Koh, M.D. 2007-8

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[RonIbach]

Yet, further proof that doctors are overpaid and undereducated. What kind of message is that? "Remember to vote". Jeeeeeeeeeez. How about something more practical, like remember to flush twice, or floss regularly, or eat your veggies. Typical stuff I expect from some leftwinger out of Bound Brook ....I'm cancelling my YouTube subscription. Ibach

[PopMed]

I see that that the number of ratings went up by one so I think you did vote!!

This video exists on several levels depending on the observer but I can say with certainty:

"Das ist nicht ein schnitzelbank!"

How are ya, Ron? Sorry I missed our 40th, got frozen out in New England but I'll try to make the next one. Bound Brook is always in my heart! David

[RobertDaleKlein]

Kobi,

Great to see you on the Tube! Even better seeing you at the OB last night! Very clever and I see that your guitar chops are better than ever.

I look forward to our first opportunity to launch a "Joni, Kobi and Bob" Reunion Tour!

Bob

[PopMed]

Bob,

Thanks for the comment! It was great to see you at the get-together. I'm up for the Reunion Tour if we can track down J!

Kobi

[StevenLStewart48]

David,

Good to see you still playing the guitar. Do you still have your 12-string? I can't imagine how you ever turned that atache case into a powerful amplifier. Best to you, Steve

[RadioOn128]

Sounds good! Nice sound on that minidisc! Glad to know that protest singers haven't disappeared entirely.

Tony (the yard sale guy)

[pmarap]

Vick and I enjoyed that, David!

Cheers,

Mike, AA1TJ