The Story of Xenu

I went to New York City and basically got asked to convert to Scientology. So when I got home I looked up the lovely religion of Tom Cruise. This is what I learned.

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[VipericVampire]

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT LORD XENU!

GIVE HIM ALL YOUR MONEY OR DIE, HERETICS!

[greenman1380]

Tits!

[skanemermaid]

I love you, Xenu.

[TheAnonMessage]

We are Anonymous. We are still at war with you. We will never forgive your past actions. We will never forget your injustice. Expect us always.

[Junkiana]

The real truth: Xenu is the son of Ming (Flash Gordon´s vilain), Emperor Palpatine aways knew he was such a looser and, because of his friendship with Ming, Palpatine gave him a stolen X-wing and sent him to that primitive and far, far way galaxy, the darkest hole on the neutral zone, the solar system. So primitive that doesn´t have a proper name. The founder guy was dinking in a bar in Alabama, then, Xenu possessed the body of a stripper and told him his story. Why is so hard to believe?

[HarveyMidnight]

@lost4soul Dude. It was a joke. Don't have to devise a lecture.

[worldtradecenter110]

@lost4soul

I believe in science facts. I don't believe in things that have not been proven.

Religion & god are fairytails that were made up thousands of years ago when

People thought the Earth was flat & Jesus is no exeption.

[lost4soul]

@worldtradecenter110

There is no need of a religion to live according to God's will. All you need is a healthy consciousness, courage, inner peace and faith. You don't need religion to unfurl your phychic powers. You only need self-discipline, thirst of knowledge and perseverance. People nowadays are mostly unaware of reality. A lot people forgot about the Creator and about the spiritual realm. But things are changing now as we walk into the fourth dimensional state. It is time to wake up.

[lost4soul]

@HarveyMidnight

I'm sorry to inform you that you have been lied to or are confused mentally. I am a Christian too but I never, in my life, heard of a bearded man in sky who grants wishes to those who obey them.

Although, I don't really know why, but it seems like you are talking about either Santa Claus or the Genie of the Lamp.

Just please, please, don't tell me that this is the vision you have of the Creator or else it might be very, very, very outdated."God helps those who help themselves".

[HarveyMidnight]

DISCLAIMER: I'm Christian.

An alien exploding in a volcano and sending souls around earth is no harder to believe than a bearded man in the sky who grants wishes to those who obey him.