DW5: Guan Du-Cao Pi and Zhen Ji Meet
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Hahaha
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blooming petals : run for the hills he will only do you over with help from Empress Dowager Guo
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yea right when her petals were in full bloom Cao Pi cut down and threw her away. what a big dick.
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Ha! ^.^ How cute!
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open your legs beneath me thats what he meant
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pretty wimpy, killed by a single smack with a flute xD
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PENIS BOOM DEATH ME
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Blooming Petals = Orgasming (censored to protect the innocent)
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woah "Your Petals Bloom Beneath me" funny :D
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Cao Pi likes huevós (balls)!!!
Imagine if Zhen Ji was a man -.-
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ZJ: "Okay I'll join."
*Cao Pi unzips pants*
ZJ: "Wait what the hell!?"
CP: "I said 'beneath me'. Now bloom!"
TheRamstorm 1 year ago 23
"You can't forgive me? Well, that's more your problem than it is mine"
That's soooo badass, I should go and tell that to a girl in a random situation, and see if I'm at "Cao Pi level" or not, lol.
David196 1 year ago 16