conspiracy 911

I made this film as a rejoinder to all the crazy 911 theories floating around the Internet. My plan is to fight madness with madness. It's a battle the conspiracy nuts cannot hope to win. For I am the Moscow of madness, whereas they are merely the provincial weather stations.

The complete article can be read here: thetyee.ca

The Lyrics:
(in case you have crappy little speakers and can't make out my whisper)

Since september eleven
I've been having suspicions
cause those buildings came down
like a controlled demolition
do these explosions - or squibs -
mean someone planted a bomb?
how come no wreckage was found
on the Pentagon lawn?
who's in charge of security?
the President's brother
so why'd they rush to pin it on
a person of colour?
Obama/Osama
they already lynched Saddam
and they've been singing for years
'bout how they'd love to bomb Iran

bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran

Bush got a hotline to Jesus
but they call him the Great Satan
it's like he got his wires crossed
and the two he's conflatin'
but its not because he's evil
we all do the same thing
remember: Satan wears red
and tries to tempt you with bling

ka-CHING!

we're spending billions on Star Wars
thanks to that Hollywood fella
and there's too many Georges
like they're all in it together
who shot JFK in Dallas?
and who shot JR?
and was his brother Bobby shot
or was he killed by a car?
and check this snapshot of Dick
shaking hands with the King,
because one truth is self-evident:
it's all about the bling.

Peace -Apeman (First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker)

Category:

Comedy

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• coincidence
• illuminati
• New
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• Order
• 911
• conspiracy
• WTC
• collapse
• Bush
• Iran
• Iraq
• Cheney
• USA
• Saddam
• Loose
• Change
• Elvis
• Satan
• Kennedy
• assassination
• pentagon
• twin
• towers
• 666
• Lucas
• Reagan
• President

[gigglzish]

Amazing bit of work there :) Was that apeman at the bottom playing with the alphabet blocks?

[apeman888]

@gigglzish

Yes

[FreeLunchShow]

This is GENIUS! How did you plan this? FIVE *s

[apeman888]

I don't know, that's just the way my mind works.

[GeorgeWBushes]

I suppose u think that there is absolutely no truth at all to any of the conspiracies that u refer to here?

By the way r u a christian or republican or (even worse) both?

[apeman888]

I'm a Frisbeeterian. I believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

[swampcandy]

very creative

[Invesigator]

@apeman888 conspiracy theories are the accurate versions of what happened in the past. You cannot expect corrupt authorities and rules to tell you the truth about the past. Not only is 9/11 an inisde job, it is also a MOSSAD/Israel/Zionist Jew Job as well.

[xWhiteStripe1x]

I can't tell if this is satire or serious.

[jasonmontes1492]

That video was really thought-provoking! You should include some scenes from “Programming the Nation?” in your next video because it’s all about conspiracy theories. Anyway, I subscribed to your channel and I can’t wait to see what you do next. bit. ly/m4LDUB

[FacesofNewWorldOrder]

The people responsible are likely wealthy elitists

[8bebe8]

why the fuck does everyone think osama has been killed. Have you seen the body. He could have died years ago. The bin ladens and the bush family are business partners keep believing mainstream ppl you will never wake up.

[slapstickaction]

The truthers will really have their work cut out for them since Osama's just been killed. Before they said that Obama had nothing to do with the 911 job but now they'll either say he was or that he's been duped into thinking they killed Osama too. And the the truthers will say that it was done in a hollywood studio and that the guy they shot wasn't Osama but some homeless bearded guy they picked up off the street. Maybe I should stop giving them ideas lol.

[crazyknight2008]

awsome, ill never listen to barbar anne again and think anything but bomb iran lol..come on peeps thumbs up

[mikethequeenfan]

@EchteNachrichten What about the fact that FAA handbooks said to cooperate with terrorists before 9/11 which is why the government didn't shoot them down, because all of the terrorist hijackings prior involved a landing and a hostage negotiaton?

What about the fact that they weren't stationed at military bases?

[plopnod]

Well done man!!

[donze52]

great video,

it matters not who did it, it matters how much

freedom they are going to take away from us,

to teach those evil terrorists a lesson.

[TREACLE97]

Brilliant! - thats funny, I like how you say the presidents brother had something to do with tower security - thats exactly the kind of shit these conspiracy folk make up! - good vid!