Bill Burr-Women and Diamonds

http://billburr.com/

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Comedy

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• Comedian
• Bill
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• Monday
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• Podcast
• Women
• and
• Diamonds
• Comedy

[BraveWomanCandy]

My fiance took me with him to look at rings, I told him I would rather see the money go to a down payment on a house. The sales lady at Zales was so pissed. Bill is right the whole purpose is to show of to other women. I am just not that insecure. In the end we just got gold bands.

[BootyBot]

@computerjero dude the money you spend on a diamond can get buy you like 400 blowjobs with a hooker. shit why not do that?

[punkwarlord]

oh my god... Bill Burr speaks with 100% sense...

[dreamkasts]

3 women disliked this

[unclestaco]

This diamond guy and Patrice*RIP* are the fucking MASTERS of woman.

[bweazel]

@XHEXBOX Oh, I'm not worrying, but depending on how delusional you are we may never know.

[XHEXBOX]

@bweazel Worry not, time will tell who is right

[bweazel]

@XHEXBOX I don't need to know you, just look at what you've written. Yes, shallow (money attracts you), vain and insecure. You clearly do not trust or respect men, therefor can probably never truly love men. If you need an expensive rock that you're going to judge a man by, I really don't see how you could ever be happy in marriage, nor do I see how your husband could ever truly be happy with you. You approach the marriage selfishly before it even begins. That's no way to start a family.

[XHEXBOX]

@bweazel You have such a big mouth. What do you think you know about me? Maybe it's threatening to someone like you that someone like me values myself. Shallow, vain, insecure?? Prostitute, whoring??? What convoluted gender studies classes do you attend sirrah? You don't know me well enough to know that I'm waiting for a good man to give everything to, and whom I expect everything of. I'm worth more than sloppy seconds and half measures. Are you?

[bweazel]

@XHEXBOX There are plenty of women out there that don't get into this vanity trip, check out the one above for instance. Now that's a real woman. More concerned with the family and being a team rather than placing herself at a higher level than her spouse. So many women act like they are so special and the point of a marriage is for the woman's pleasure, not for a family. Lots of women are waking up to this fact too.

Nahhh, we're not failing. You can already see the tides changing.

[bweazel]

@XHEXBOX "It's simple...exactly the same things." Ok, so then why the diamond? If you're both doing the same thing, why do you think you deserve something above and beyond your man? Seems to me like you are elevating yourself and your importance in the family above that of your man's. Is that really ok with you?

You're a simple hypocrite who values herself too highly, it's ok, many women do today.

"And when she gets home from her job..." And what do you think we do?

[bweazel]

@genepoolshallow Yes, that's exactly what she is saying. She's saying she is one step above a prostitute. She doesn't come out and say it, but her action is sex, and in her opinion, his action is a diamond. We have a word for that: Whore.