Here is a SNEAK PEAK of the brand new action thriller, PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM!
Terrorist Matt Damon challenges Professor John Vector (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to solve his triangle. If he fails, douchebag Damon will detonate a nuclear weapon, and destroy the entire world. What an a-hole.
PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM is currently in production; helmed by filmmakers Paul Paulson and Ben Benson, of the WATERCOOLER NEWS TEAM.
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