MERLOT

You might have noticed I do tend to start my videos with a glass of the old red stuff in my hand..
Several people have started making rather snide remarks about it..
ElemeFF very cruelly had me scouring my local coastline one night last week after maliciously starting a rumour that a tanker full of Merlot had run aground near Folkestone..
Not funny!! I nearly caught my death out there !!!
Then today on Kentishbloke magnificent weekly review I find myself referred to as Mikee Merlot by tps607 !!!
So I thought it was time to make my position clear on the subject !!
EYETHANGYEW !

Im rather partial to a glass or two, of the old red stuff
Its been suggested by some that I might have had enough
But, Theres half a million acres of merlot out there
Im just trying to make sure I get my share
Ahh merlot god I love it

When I wake up in the morning with a smile uon my face,
cause whatever the day bring merlot will be my saving grace..
Theres thousands of vineyards workers that all think Im a gent
cause without me they wouldnt be able to pay their rent
Ahhh merlot they make a white one for the ladies

Break

Merlot is my good friend and a very pleasant wine
It helps me write my songs and has given me many a rhyme
So Ill start my songs with a glass in hand
And advocate merlot as the best, its grand

But, Theres half a million acres of merlot out there
And Im doing my dammest to drink your share
Ahh merlot the drink of the cursed classes
Award to industry, or at least a free bottle

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[HermanHanauer]

Beautiful sound of that guitar of yours Mikee and cosy to listen to your singing

[monello198]

yeah..

it's a beaut...

cheers mate

;-}~

[josepolo950]

keep drinking your wine Monello,don't listen to those stupid lectures!

I bet they drink gallons more than you!

bloody hypocrites!!

I love red wine but only with nice food,!

red red wine......stay close to me......

[monello198]

NOTHING !! gets between me and the red stuff !!

lol

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[4846steven]

you write some great songs and all different sorts foot tapping stuff and all all the stars here my friend

[monello198]

thanks Steven..

thanks for popping by and catching up my friend

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[littlegalah]

MERLOT you may love it. But do you love what it can do?

After a party we had a MERLOT drinker show what 2 bottels can do.

I posted it as a video reply.

[KidnapDeath]

I think someone cummed in that awesome merlot

[sproutcentral]

Vintage stuff...As a wise man once said, "I drink, therefore I am". Cheers *****

[monello198]

how do i do it?

it's easy..

step 1 aquire a bottle of wine

step 2 aquire a corkscrew

step 3 bring bottle and corkscrew together in a twisty sort of action

step 4 pour contents of bottle down throat..

It's not difficult, try it, you'll find it very rewarding..

Any other advice you require don't hesitate to contact me..

lol

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