I'm Swiss!

Im Swiss

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Lyrics:

[Chorus]
[I'm Swiss!] if you don't understand you better read my lips
I'm not in a yodel group, I roll with the Crips
Not Russian, Italian, German or Canadian
I'm so dark; some mistake me for Arabian
[I'm Swiss!] yeah, I play halo like everybody else
If you mess with me, ill beat you with my belt
My names not Hans, you can bet on it with your life
If you argue with me, ill cut you with my knife[/chorus]

[Verse 1]
European is what I am, yeah my skin is white
I'm not Swedish; I'm Swiss, so u better get it right
Eminem is my hero, he is my idol
I treat his lyrics like they were the bible
I love Swiss chocolate, the Alps and cheese
After I'm finished with you, you'll bow on your knees
My favorite actor is Adam Sadler, yeah, he's Jewish, so what?
I'm all Swiss; and not some European Mutt
No, I can't yodel, so don't ask me to try
I rap so well, it will make you cry
Swiss is in my blood, 100% pure
If love is what you need, then I have the cure
The accordion, what kind of instrument is that?
The only instrument I play, is my voice of rap
My nation's flag is a red, with a white cross,
Your face will turn red after I strangle you with floss
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I'm balling; I play b-ball every day
And when I get hungry, I just chew on some hay
Mmmm, this Swiss chocolate tastes really great
When I play baseball, I always reach home plate
I like to swim; I do it all the time
And when I get bored, I just sit and rhyme
I make beats, videos, and a bunch of other stuff
Don't push me around, or I'll mess you up
My hair isn't blonde, like most Swiss natives
My rhymes are unique and very creative
I own two guns; do you want to see them?
They are under my sleeves; you better hope you never meet 'em
Swiss, our food is the best
You don't believe me? Try my chicken breast
You can come over anytime, don't you linger
I am so buff I can bench 200 lbs with my finger
[Chorus x2]

Yeah, you can be anything you want to, except Swiss, cause we are too good for you, stay In school kids

New intro!!!

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[SwissKids]

thanks, we will :)

[Phippu3]

are u guys really swiss rappers?

great song!!

your Cash$ide

[SwissKids]

lol no, we are swiss and we did "rap" this song lol but thanks for the comment

[InShadowsUFindMe]

Hey dumb ass.

The boys can act like boys. They aren't trying to be serious about this.

YouTube isn't meant for the best video makers it's for EVERYONE to have fun! So stop your damn complaining and leave them alone.

[shadgirl2]

Lol.

Interesting...

[WillewallEE]

Lol he is just having fun you fucking idiots >_>

[nick21sammy]

Im Swiss not Swedish and no we dont SPEAK SWEDISCH. we speak, italian, Schwiezer-duetsch, french and Romansch : D, so many choices but you still get it wrong

[SchmidSteven]

'Im not swedish, im Swiss so you better get it right!' - fuck i get this all the time, so true!

[medayuki55]

He is one and truely are a SWISS FAG RAPPER~!!!!

You fag rapper...You make me sick..~!! >:/

[KUGELHOPF100]

German Swiss nig

[HoiiiPolloiii]

hahaha, schönä!:P

[Jonsey3055]

It's the heart of a......BETSCHART!!! haha andrew that shit is hella funny!