Lavalife - Where Singles Click (The Truth Comes Out)

http://www.armedandridiculous.com
Another brilliant sketch from Brooklyn comedy collective ARMED & RIDICULOUS. This is what a Lavalife commercial would be like if it were completely and utterly honest.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Lavalife
• dating
• service
• commercial
• parody
• satire
• humor
• spoof
• sketch
• comedy
• armed
• and
• ridiculous
• where
• singles
• click

[sexyboi2900]

lavalife sucks because there are too many picky women on this dating service, they want the man to be tall and financially stable and all that other bullshit

[deoxyribonucleus]

As a presentable man, I wonder why I never get my smiles returned and why it is that I never get a reply to my message after a smile has been returned. To make it even better you women want men to make them laugh. My conclusion: Love is the most hateful thing in the universe.

[Sperminator10000]

This is the test I tried with lavalife. I am MALE.

After weeks of getting only a handfull of replies from letters mailed, 6 credit ones.

I thought it was weird, even girls that smiled at me, maybe a 1/4 of them replied.

So I created for fun, 2 female accounts, one using a very hot girl as the character, and the other a nice average girl.

Both in relationship only. After one week, the hot girl had 130 smiles 45 IMs and 15 mails. The average girl had almost the same. TOO MANY DUDES

[darkshadow1967]

dating sites like the annoying adult friend finder are the most used tool for fraud ( usually with stupid unbelievable stories ,you would think they would take more interest in it !) But the site adult friend finder was sold to a company who is in the porn business ! and a prostitute is easer then having your pay garnished by some money grubbing bitch you have married !

[pilatunes]

Lavalife sucks. Your only hope of meeting someone is if you happen to find another sucker. It happens, but not often enough to justify the money you pay.

Take the lavalife challenge. Create a profile, do a search on a desirable category, and see who comes up. Put a couple of profiles with an appealing picture on your hotlist. Then log in at random times on different days of the week. They are there 24x7! FAKES created by lavalife to make you think someone suitable is there.

[missiondoe]

...And also the real big Dick,you know!It`s all about SEX as well when they have some images like that in their mind. ^^

Atleast,life is so far well creative because penis enlargement was something new on the marketa and very good in real business.

Good luck,sir and miss while experimenting the loveline!

[MarisaTG]

Awesome Video!!! I joined LavaLife less than 24 hours ago, and I've already recieved what can only be spam, from two people on the other sided of the continent and one from Russia. Amazing the lack of commitment on Lava Life to keep their systems clean. Let's just say I won't be handing over my credit card number to Lava Life for a subscription.

[midguardz]

I'm glad the truth comes out cause these ads try to capitalise on the loneliness of men as they try & fleece them for as much as possible. they want rich men. they charge so much to join. men have pretended to be women giving the worst jpeg descriptions like 'fat ugly but willing to have sex' & they get 200 e-mails a day whereas an intelligent handsome guy with profound insights & wit aren't enough unless hes rich too & he pays through the nose 2 c this fat ugly whorebag superficial gold digger!

[paralegal2b]

Rofl. Funny. Good reality TV.

[dmokri]

Every men I met on the line had some kind of manic depression,were cheap,had problems with their wive(still married/attached),with kids all over the country,with no educaiton or real jobs..LOL Great video :)