one piece of fruit

the crowd goes wild as josh schmidt #12, former star fullback for notre dame, smashes a watermelon on his head during nd vs usc tailgate. this has become a staple of the nd games at the coliseum. unfortunately for the big guy, it worked much better two years ago

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Comedy

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• josh
• schmidt
• fullback
• watermelon
• tailgate
• notre
• dame
• football
• usc
• funny
• drunk
• crowds
• stupid
• neck
• pain
• headache
• zahm
• hall

[mahavishnu018]

oh, you are the watermelon boy! that watermelon must have done a number on that soft skull of yours to leave you brain damaged like this.

[mahavishnu018]

this isn't josh schmidt. just some guy wearing a #12 jersey. this person may have played for notre dame at some time but I can say for certain this isn't the Josh Schmidt the fullback formerly of notre dame.

[ACSLATER92]

ur a fag, i am going to stick a pen up ur peehole and watch u scream while i am jerkin off to the sight of ur sister fingering ur mom and then i will fuk them both in the asshole at the same time and i will also get ur dad to lik my asshole shit. i want ur sisters virginity on a plate. i want to do unforgivable things to her tight virgin pussy. i will also take a shit on ur moms chest and make her smell it and then take another shit on top of my shit and then fuck ur sister on top of the shit.