Cleverbot is clever
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Once i was talking to cleverbot and i asked what is love? and he said Hell.
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Cleverbot said it knew me for 3 years
-shivers-
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ich bien chuck norris=i am chuck norris
lul~
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I asked clever bot trivia about zelda: User: Link saved you from ganon! Cleverbot: Yes he is. User: Link is in castle town go there no! Cleverbot: Zelda. User: Who is zelda? Cleverbot: The princess. User: Princess of what? Cleverbot: Princess of Egypt. User: Isnt she princess of hyrule? Cleverbot: No, thought!
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*Me and my mate confusing clever bot*
User: GET UNCHANGED OR I'LL HIT YOU MUTH F*CKER!
Cb: I DO NOT ACCEPT THAT LANGUAGE
User: I'll eat your nan!
CB: WHAT THE FXCK DOES THAT MEAN?
User: 0_0
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me: so im not eating?
CB: what are you not eating?
me: you said i was not eating
CB: no i didnt
me: ok my bad mr smarty pants
CB: *shakes her booty*
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Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: People.
Cleverbot: What kind of people?
User: Asain people.
Cleverbot: No, people can't be software!
User: Asains are softwares?
Cleverbot: No!
User: YOU JUST SAID THEY ARE!
Cleverbot: No, you said they aren't.
?!?!!
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Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
me: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Well we have that in common!
me: *turns off computer and hides in corner*
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Cleverbot: So we should make robot babies.
Whut?!
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Me: What is 2 + 2? CB: A train?
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lol this happened to me:
me:When the world will end?
cb:I do not know, only God knows that, too.
me:You are right.
cb:So you admit that if something replies with a non sequitur that could arise from a formula, it is only reasonable to assume it is automated?
me:What did you say?
cb:You are obviously extremely intelligent. I bow down before your most magnificient Greatness as the inferior being I am.
i am not that intelligent lol xD
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User: *Eats a banana*.
Cleverbot: You cannibal.
furrys are okay, up until the point that it's just nothing but dicks, everywhere.
Pra5286 1 year ago
@Pra5286 You obviously haven't been in the fandom for that long have you?
Jarek4 1 year ago
@Jarek4 It's not something that's ever bothered me before. I just save whats appealing.
Pra5286 1 year ago
@Pra5286 Considering the actual fandom isn't all gay and wanting to fuck 24/7. Yea, it's not all dicks
Jarek4 1 year ago