Sergeant Johnson's four Speeches - Halo

A collection of Sergeant Johnson's difficulty-based speeches from Halo Combat Evolved. Going from easy to Legendary in that order

Ten years later, in CEA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyGuEEKHXqE

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Halo
• ODST
• Reach
• CEA
• Combat
• Evolved
• Anniversary
• Bungie
• 343
• Microsoft
• Xbox
• Sergeant
• Johnson
• HD
• Easy
• Normal
• Heroic
• Legendary

[doomanialator]

thumbs up if u liked the legendary speech

[DrSloth78]

@HaloCE14

Hell. Yes. I had not thought of that.

[TKane001]

i love how it seems as if after each one the awkward pause gets longer and longer...

heroic: "he's a fucking psycho..."

legendary: "the fuck is he on about?"

[loko12100]

press 6 for the best part of the halo series.

[loko12100]

press 6 for the best part of the halo series.

[TheViewer540]

Men we led those dumb bugs out to the middle-of-nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their FILTHY claws on Earth. BUT, we stumbled on to something they're so heart for, that they're SCRAMBLIN' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's, own, anti-son-of-a-BITCH machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have, is a belly full of lead, and a POOL of their own blood to drown in...

AM I RIGHT MARINES?

[smartkid3000]

The flood are real son of a bitch

So he was right

Halo is really is a Anti-son-of-a-bitch machine

[wolfy2033]

Seeing as how halo takes place 500years in the future, sgt. Johnson is most likely a descendant of Chuck Norris.

[KatieBee05032]

God's own anti-son of a bitch machine...

Best description ever.

[SANCTIOND]

My favorite: "Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head sons-of-bitches, that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the Human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot them with, AND THEN, WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THEIR OWN LIVING GUTS! Am I right, Marines!?"

[lukeanatr]

I'd laugh if this was all in one big speeach and the marines would be like wtf!?

[SCTealC]

And then we are going to strangle them with their OWN-LIVING-GUNS.... AM I RIGHT MARINES?!