Doctor Who Gallifreyan Buccaneer

Colin Baker singing a song? This song Gallafrian Bucaneer is from the Colin Baker Audio Book "Doctor Who and the Pirates"

I-iiiiiiiii--am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer.
I've information on all things a Gallifreyan holds most dear.
I've linked into the Matrix through its exitonic circuitry,
I understand dimensional and relative chronometry.
I'm very well acquainted too with matters of the Capitol,
I'll give you verse and chapter on Panopticonian protocol,
I've been into the Death Zone and I've played the Game of Rassilon--
(Rassilon? Assilon, Bassilon-- ah ha!)
With pestilential monsters that I got alot of hassle from!

[With pestilential monsters that he got alot of hassle from!
With pestilential monsters that he got alot of hassle from!!
With pestilential monsters that he got alot of hassle-assle from!!!]

I understand each language and I speak every vernacular.
Ill conjugate each verb obscure, decline each line irregular.
In short in every matter that a Gallifreyan holds most dear,
I am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer.

[In short in every matter that a Gallifreyan holds most dear,
he is the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer!]

I've tackled shady Castellans with devious behavior.
I've sparred with Time Lord chancellors like Thalia, Goth or Flavia.
In fact on some occasions I've held office Presidentally,
'though maybe I won't mention I was ousted out eventually.

I know just how it feels to be a wanted man and on the run,
but wouldn't leave the carefree buccaneering life for anyone.
Though sometimes my adventures seem absurdly operatical--
(Operatical? Hatical... patical-- ah ha!)
With ups and down and twists and turns and incidents fanatical.

[With ups and down and twists and turns and incidents fanatical!
With ups and down and twists and turns and incidents fanatical!!
With ups and down and twists and turns and incidents fanatical!!!]

I've sailed the seven seas of Earth and all the oceans of the Moon,
my trusty true Type-40 is my Gallifreyan picaroon.
But is this really what the average Galifreyan holds most dear?
I wonder what they think about this Gallifreyan Buccaneer.

[But is this really what the average Galifreyan holds most dear!
We wonder what they think about this Gallifreyan Buccaneer!]

But....
I've defeated evil robots such as Daleks, Quarks, and Cybermen.
I've overthrown dictators from Tobias Vaughn to Mavic Chen.
I've rescued helpless maidens from the devestating Viking hordes.
Vanquished Autons.... Axons... Daemons... Krotons.... Monoids, Vampires, Voords.
I've liberated planets and delivered them from total war.
Saved Earth, Manussa, Dulkis, Skonnos, Earth, Tigella, Earth once more.
In short I know I am the truest Rassilonian legate
(Legate? Decate...Hecate...Hecate?? Mm. Not sure if that's canonical. Ah ha, I have it!)
And so to Time Lords all I say remember me to Gallifrey!

[A sentiment we all agree, remember him to Gallifrey!
A sentiment we all agree, remember him to Gallifrey!!
A sentiment we all agree, remember him to Galli-gallifrey!!]

I'm not content to just observe, I am a bold adventurer.
Though other Time Lords mock this Gallifreyan interventioner.
I know in every matter that a Time Lord really should hold dear
I am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer.

[We know in every matter that a Time Lord really should hold dear,
He is the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer!]

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• colin
• baker
• pirates

[BritishAlienCompany]

Well, when i clicked on the link it wasn'y exactly what i was expecting.....

it was better! xxx

[jcamts]

Thanks, just thought I'd mention your the 100th Commentor on this video.

[Bibliogirly]

I love this! Great Job.

[ironsidemeeper]

I was listening to this audio book while on a very crowded bus. I ended up making a complete fool of myself by laughing out loud. Nothing new there then... But this song does rock!

[mariboccful]

5 Dislikes From Skaro!

[knavehart]

Who are the 5 people who clicked dislike?  Into the Death Zone with you!

[knavehart]

I am selling this story on ebay right now - go find it - Doctor Who vs, the Pirates :)

[jediewok16]

Well...

I guess Six is my favorite now. XD

[kamwrites]

@sternbergzookie Wow. LOL! Oh well, their loss. They can bask in two/three years of Doctor Who rather than forty.

[sternbergzookie]

@kamwrites "Derogatory name for obsessive fans of Rose who deny that any companion before or since has contributed anything significant." TVTropes.org

[LestatandBerial]

Colin Baker has been my second favorite doctor since I first saw him and his jacket, but after this he and matt smith are tied for first,

[kamwrites]

@sternbergzookie Skarose?? :)