Hellsing: Die Eier von Satan

Important Notice: I know This song is about a cookie recipe. So Tool fans and German speakers alike don't complain about it. The song is supposed to be ironic. Comment, rate, favorite enjoy!
(I don't own Hellsing or Tool.)

Translation of Lyrics:

The eggs of satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
And say the magic words:
sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Hellsing
• Ultimate
• OVA
• Tool
• Alucard
• Rip
• van
• Winkle
• Seras
• Integra
• Zorin
• Hans
• Amv
• Aenima
• Millinium

[mackdaddy613]

is this show on TV? if so what station and time

[cornnugget]

Nope it's not. But a version of it was. There's Hellsing the TV series and Hellsing ultimate. Which is a direct to DVD adaptation of the comic. This vid here is for Hellsing ultimate. Which you can find in movie stores or on the interweb.

[goodmorningpumpkin]

when i first heard this song i was like wtf cuz i speak german and i'm like...it's a recipe????? hahaha but i love this song

[cornnugget]

Ja I figured German speaking folk would be like wtf, but that's Tool for ya. What I don't get is how you can make these cookies without eggs? Ah well it's all in good fun.

[Staloreye]

what does "sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim" mean?!?

[cornnugget]

They're the magic words man!

[lightisdarkness]

I'm a German speaker and I find this very very amusing xD 5/5

[HRproduktions]

i love this song its so ironic, i speak german and the first time i heard it i started laughing

5/5, yes?

(:

[Mokenofrs]

AND NO EGGS

[hinemoachild]

This was played at my university hostel initiation, it freaked the shit out of me

[silverboy3535]

any 1 tried these cookies? :)

[sylviakipossible]

what kind of cartoon is this?:S

[DarkGoddessYavanna]

This is the perfect combination! Tool + Hellsing xD

[oNoriChan]

The song sounds like an EXACUTION CARAMONY!!! o.O loOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE iT!!!

[hypercoffee117]

@Staloreye IT'S THE MAGIC WORDS XD

[61Melly]

@cornnugget most cookies are made without eggs

[tank12344]

dude this is just a cookie recipe

WTF

[LurkingxxShadows485]

this song is really a metaphor about marijuana just so you know but it's still funny lol