Goth Loser Pitches Dating Video

Some goth loser pitching his dating video for an online dating site.

Original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Tv2I8qgwk&feature=related

Full transcription of my video for you to read :

so this is a video to all the ladies ..
i uh threw some contacts in
they'll probably gonna be in for a couple of months
before i take them out or they fall out
they'll probably get stuck to my eye before they fall out though..

but uh yeah.. i'm looking for a girlfriend
i just wanted to tell you that i have a 6 inch penis

it doesnt really matter though because your probably not hot enough to get it up ..so if you go out with me , you can still fuck other guys

thats the way it works

uhhh

i'm bipolar and schizophrenic so if you ever wanna have kids, thats something that can totally be passed on to them

uhhh

i live with my parents, i have no job , uh i dont really look for a job because i have no motivation to

uhh

my soul motivation in life to get a job is to smoke weed .. i wanna get a job so i'll have money for weed

but if i had a girlfriend, i might wanna to get a job for my girlfriend

which uhhh thats how it kinda worked before

uhh yeah

i dont feel emotion ... please please ... uhh ... inspire me to love you ... i would love to feel love ... love would be cool


uhh yeah...

i need a girlfriend


uhh ... so yeah

anybody who thinks im hot .. hit me up ...preferably someone over 18 ... im 20 by the way. .. so i cant be dating 14 year olds

uhhh

i think the legal age in this state is actually 16 , so uhh if you live in michigan, and you're 16 , i'll fuck ya


uhhh .. if i cyaann ... yeah ...uhhh mmmm hmmmm

oh!

my family's very very rich , not my immediate family but my uncle , so if you date me , and if we live to gether for quite some time

by the time were 30 or 50 , or 40 or 50 , my uncle should die off and we should get like a MILLION dollars , which would be kinda cool

..a million dollars..


uhhh ... yeah


hit me up.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• goth
• loser
• dating
• video
• online
• gothic
• combichrist