Butterface: The Spawn of Butterboy Dedicated to Paris Hilton

This is a song I wrote in July of 2007. Check out my other funny stuff such as "fat girls need lovin' too" on my channel page, or check out some of my music on www.myspace.com/13thsun .

Lyric:
There was this time I was checkin out this girl
She was lookin sexy ... she had this necklace made of pearl
As I got closer I started getting kinda cautious
Then I saw her face up close
my whole body became nauseas ...
My friends all laughed at me in disgrace....
Everything looked good but her face

She had a butter face
Oh her hips were rockin
She had a butter face
Up close she look like johnny cochran
She had a butter face
She was hot when I was lookin south
She had a butter face
She had no teeth inside her mouth


Next day at work I almost called out sick
My friends all called me "butter boy" for checkin out that chick
I never heard the end of it
My whole life has gone to shame
Everytime the word "butter" is said, it's always followed by my name
So remember when you're checking out chicks
Always wait until she's near
Or you could be the next "butter boy" known by all your peers

She had a butter face
My friends laughed til they lost their breath
She had a butter face
Past 20 years she'd been doin meth
She had a butter face
But damn that booty was shakin
She had a butter face
That looked like Hormel bacon


Fine woman in the distance was staring straight at me
She had a pretty face
She even had all of her teeth
Then she got a little closer and she grimaced in disgrace
I said "hey baby, where ya goin?"
She said "damn, you gotta butter face"

I'm the butter boy
It wasn't my decision
Oh I'm the butter boy
I must have 200/20 vision
I'm the butter boy
Oh that ain't no lie
So please wait til you get a closer look
Or you could be this guy

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• but
• her
• face
• butterface
• buttaface
• butta
• comedy
• prank
• hilarious
• funny
• original
• song

[HotBoyLawson]

is that a diaper?

[riverofchains]

it's your mother's panties

[HotBoyLawson]

glad you like em , haha cause my mom is fat as fuck!! lol

[riverofchains]

haha refer her to my fat girls need lovin too song

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Butterface: The Spawn of Butterboy Dedicated to Paris Hilton

[egkg75]

Paris is a butterface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guitarsnfishin]

that was too funny dude. well done

[tankertuff2002]

this is nice, lol, freakin hilarious, do you have an mp3 of this? I'll blast it

[TOWMACProductions2]

THAT WAS F'N GREAT!!

"She was hot when I was lookin' south"...

Dude..you need to do like we need to do..get a new camera!!

Keep up the work bro!