Robin Hood (original song)

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Verse1:
Nothing be cooler than rocking these tights!
Who needs cars when we ride bikes?
We are tough man, we start fights.
Dont mess with us or we just might.

But being broke, man that sure bites.
Never had much money in my life.
But I always seem to make out alright.
Just steal this stuff; dont pay full price.

Ive realized all price tags lie.
Whod pay twenty bucks for a pie?
Or fifty seven for a purple tie?
For a five finger discount, Im your guy.

Hook:
I dont care about nobody,
Just the money in my sack.
I took your mom out on a nice date,
And Ill never call her back.

Chorus:
Cause Im Robin Hood and this is how I do business
My merry men, out back taking whizzes.
Hes Robin Hood, check out his tights.
Man that boy sure cleans up nice.
Im Robin Hood. I get the finest of the maidens.
Who should I choose, hmm? Sarah Palin!
Hes Robin Hood. Hes got the balls,
All three of them. He had an extra installed.

Verse 2:
Im robbin in the hood. Im stealing in the ghetto.
People see me coming. Dont say hello.
Im a kleptopathic maniac, stealing all I see.
Im fillin up my pockets, with this shit that I dont need.
When I get home, at the end of the day,
I jump online, upload to eBay.
Now my bank account is growin in stacks.
Callin up my hommies: Bryan Kuhlman where you at?

Verse 3:
What the hell man, Im chillin over here
Was driving my car, then I hit a deer.
Now we ride bikes hauling treasure.
Stealing this stuff brings us pleasure.
Doing it all just for the dollar.
2010 BHS Scholar
Slept all class, didnt learn much
Robbin stuff I got the magic touch

Hook:
I dont care about nobody,
Just the money in my sack.
I took your mom out on a nice date,
And Ill never call her back.

Chorus:
Cause Im Robin Hood and this is how I roll
My merry men, got nametags in bold.
Hes Robin Hood, check out his tights.
Man that boy sure cleans up nice.
Im Robin Hood. A lot a ladies Im pleasin.
My merry men, like Asians and Norwegians!
Hes Robin Hood. Hes got the balls,
All three of them. He had an extra installed.

Verse 4:
Im slinging these arrows like a discount attack
Droppin those numbers like wal-mart roll back
Red fish blue fish, Im cat in the hat.
Here or there, anywhere Ill rap
Like the beastie boys, Im rhyming and stealin
Got no limit to the illin Im feelin
Hey Al Gore, Its an inconvenient truth.
Im globally warming from this dj booth.

Hook (mod.):
I dont care about nobody,
Just the money in my sack.
You saw me steal your stuff on camera,
But Ill never give it back.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• robin hood
• Russell Crowe
• original rap song
• song
• rap
• whatthebob
• meow kat
• scott richie gryspeerdt
• batesville

[XDbitemii]

LOL i love this. fuck you all

[GreenCupReel]

okay, the 14 people who gave this video thumbs up... i'd like to know wtf you guys were listening to.

[jackfarrell302]

A disgrace to humanity. u suck so bad

[stowsea]

I love that i type in Horrible Rap and this is the first thing that pops up

[wilatemodel]

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[harblardo]

that song was 3:15 too long

[Encenoa]

I was sent here by WOOT.com lol

[mikeandike93]

horrible is an understatement

[CaptDope]

so uncomfortable. so awkward. so good.

[stacyaerobics]

great stuff guys!