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At its heart, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a love story. A love story between two dogs, Mojo and Frankie, who are shown humping several times in the first fifteen minutes of the movie*. Stunningly, this remains a highlight over the next two hours of movie. We don't see much of the dogs after their owner, Shia LaBeouf, leaves for college, but we found our thoughts frequently drifting back to them as the human characters dropped their pants, ran into things, and stammered incoherently. Who was feeding the dogs? Were they getting along with the other dogs at the dog park? How was Frankie adapting to the new diet the vet had put him on back in June?




Sadly, these questions go unanswered. In fact, any question you may have regarding Transformers will go unanswered, because Transformers movies are not in the business of answering your questions. Transformers movies are like the street corner rantings of a tinfoil hat wearing lunatic. You don't expect that guy to actually stop and explain to you what he meant by "The IRS built Yellowstone National Park on the same evening 180 years ago that the Lizard People shot down Sputnik with a rifle made from Avogadro's Number!" You just slink past him and try to wash the spittle off of your jacket when you get home. The same applies for Transformers. Don't you dare ask it "How did these characters whose names I don't know get to this location and what is their purpose once they get there and who is punching who right now?" Just lie back and think of the dogs. Focus on the dogs...Always on the dogs...

The tinfoil hat guy gave Mike, Kevin and Bill's riffing of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen two thumbs up, a rating he had previously only given to a shopping cart wheel that he believed influenced the 2004 presidential election.

*This is not a joke




PLEASE NOTE: The "Wal-Mart Special Edition" includes additional IMAX footage during robot fight scenes, and will lose sync with our commentary.

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  • You can only wonder what Shia sounds like dubbed in another language in this movie. Non non non non non non non non non non non non non non non non in french or nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein in german. lol.

  • They WEREN'T random, although that WAS funny, he was saying,

    "Drive drive drive drive drive."

  • @BellaCullen325 Maybe they could've had it that Megan Fox's character was on a long vacation with her family.

  • 1:50 Dubstep.

  • I haven't seen a sexy shapeshifter killer alien...what Species movie are we up to now?

    Species 4 The Awakening

    Yeah since that and I haven't seen one in robot form since....which Terminator movie are we up to now

    Terminator 4 Salvation

    Right since those 8 movies and the dozens more i don't have the time or energy to mention :D

  • @barbaro267 Orly? well that makes sense than.

  • @BionicTurtleWizard well, she couldn't be in the movie. She got fired by the producer for comparing Michael Bay to Hitler. 

  • love that slight giggle at 1:40 when the stammering comes in.

  • @BellaCullen325

    Wat do u mean a better excuse? They are practically fawning over each other the first two movies and then suddenly POW! Let's just be friends. You can't tell me it was stupid teen live either because their relationship was to dramatic to be just that. Sorry I usually don't get this dramatic about this kind of stuff but...

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