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Published on Oct 10, 2012

Presenting Onion Talks: the most important ideas from greatest thinkers on the planet. No mind will be left unchanged.

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  • Connor Wiley

    Connor Wiley 8 months ago

    i think mountain biggest rock

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  • daniel Rozenberg

    daniel Rozenberg 8 months ago

    Am I the only one who would seriously want to watch a talk about "What. Is. The biggest. Rock?"

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  • Corvus133

    Corvus133 3 months ago

    lol Greatest thinkers? Greatest pretentious assholes, maybe. Oh wait, don't dare question anything or people will call you stupid. Follow the crowd, it's safer.

    Parody exists for a reason.

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  • killustrator

    killustrator 4 months ago

    "I'm not telling you anything... every goddamn asshole don't already know."

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  • Hutch Landfair

    Hutch Landfair 5 months ago

    chut up

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  • Mammutinc

    Mammutinc 5 months ago

    What about the Earths crust?

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  • GreyAlien502

    GreyAlien502 6 months ago

    thats a dog

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  • ZamatoElite

    ZamatoElite 6 months ago

    ROFL. 0:15

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  • romulan227

    romulan227 6 months ago

    Yup. Greatest thinkers on the planet = people with big wallets

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    Valkyriefury 6 months ago

    I love this, precisely because TED talks are, in a large part, such intellectual wankage.

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