Penn & Teller Bullshit Apocalypse 2012

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[Clint945]

The world didn't end in the year 1000 (people said it would)

It didn't end on Easter: April 5, 1534 (Return of christ apparently...)

It didn't end in 1666 (they said it would, although the fire of london happened.)

It didn't end in 1715 (Coming of christ... Again...)

It didn't end in 1809 (a magic chicken egg said so... Not Kidding... google it)

It didn't end in 1874 (Return of christ... I'm seeing a pattern here.)

It didn't end in 2000 (Y2K bug also... Return of christ...)

IT WON'T END IN 2012

[markusrule]

Holy cunt pickle!

[DarkIltis]

@Clint945 Good point :) Although its a widespread misconception, that indeed so many people would believe the world would end. There is a lot more that can happen during a year of culmination, such as 2012 might turn out to be. If there is one outstanding issue about 2012, it is profit. Yet if the crap should really hit the fan (any crap, any fan) it will be so "hollywoodized" and "scrutinized" that nobody is going to take it seriously. What a mess :D

[Milkaholiclisa]

When I want common sense, I ask Penn and Teller.

[Clint945]

@Whisper6911

When we say Mayans we mean the ancient mayan civilization which is very different to the modern one.

The reason this is not explicitly stated is because they didn't expect anyone to be as stupid as to require this TOLD to them...

Also, anyone who actually physically believes in any of this is by definition a freak... so its hard to interview any non-freaks.

[Whisper6911]

@Whisper6911 and THAT is how the ball started rolling in the first place.

there is however 1 prediction found in the form of a stone carving.

it says: 'on dec 21, 2012 #######'

the ##### is worn off.

(i think it says 'we party like its 1999' :P)

[Whisper6911]

@Whisper6911 its very simple:

a hippie scientist came up with a theory about time, inspired by a deep hallucinatory state, turns this into an algorithm representing time, which as it turns out has an end point.

he arbitrarily placed this end point at 2012 and claimed not to remember why he did so.

the guy was called 'Terrence McKenna', and the software is called 'timewave zero'.

then a guy named Daniel Pinchbeck came along and wrote

the first end of the world BS based on this stuff.

[Whisper6911]

PEN AND TELLER ARE BULLSHIT!!!

seriously this is a half assed job if i ever saw one!

all they do is bring out some freaks and point their fingers, when they could actually

get to the very root of this issue en trace exactly how the myth got started.

but they make no attempt, assholes.

and btw: THE MAYANS DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE MORONS!!

they still exist, the president of Bolivia is one for fucks sake!

[Whisper6911]

Actually, the world has allready ended, we are all dead, and stuck in an M Knight Shamalan movie...

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!