Tiger Woods - Text a Ho - Twisted Christmas Parody Song

ELFIS just received word from his sources monitoring the North Pole NAN channels (Naughty and Nice channels). A prominent young man named Tiger Woods has been found singing this twisted christmas song parody as a result of improper control of his putter.

Text a Ho
Lyrics by Steven Stay, music Sammy Cahn & Jule Styne

ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS:

Oh my wife finding out is frightful,
But hoochie blondes are just too delightful,
A rich young man has needs too, you know,
So I Text a Ho! Text a Ho! Text a Ho!

I'm addicted with no signs of stopping,
And there's porn stars that still need popping,
So when the lights are turned way down low,
I Text a Ho! Text a Ho! Text a Ho!

Whomever I finally kiss goodnight
How I hate not having them in my phone
Cause since I learned to T9 right,
All the way home I moan.

My endorsements are slowly dying,
My dear wife shes good-bying,
But as long as I have my phone,
I'll Text a Ho! Text a Ho! Text a Ho!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• funny
• christmas
• song
• tiger
• woods
• text
• wife
• affair
• cheating
• blonde
• golf
• santa
• clause
• comedy
• elf
• elfis
• music
• parody
• prostitute
• whore

[TDanceTV2]

dude why video response me and then remove it?

[elfislives]

I didn't remove it. Don't know what happened so I just re-posted it. Thanks!!

[TheAlmostBROS]

lmao love it

[elfislives]

Thank you

[akirahell666]

funny as fuck love it

[babycakes1402]

ereyes28 is right, it is catchy ;) Too funny! Thanks for sharing :)

[jasondoody74]

lol!!

[melissa7483]

lol wow very creative! lol poor tiger though....life is hard in the sands!

[Ganon1999]

Excellent!

[SaltyWatts]

way good, 5 stars

[kennyd203]

text a ho! text a ho! text a ho! lmao

[ereyes28]

damn catchy...LOL

[TDanceTV2]

@elfislives rated 5/5 if you want hits add it back to my 2nd tiger woods video