A song about the difference between a rich guy and a less rich guy. Lyrics: What's the difference between me and you? What's the difference between me and you, me and you?
Well, for one, just to start off
I'm no fun and I smell like moth
I'm like a re-run of David Hasselhoff
Bad the first time, now you just turn it off
I'm like a sickness, annoying like a cough
Just the same, I stick with you
Like bugs on a sloth
I'm likewise parasitic
I have to admit it
I just take I don't give
I'm kind of dependent
And none of my friends have ever benefitted
From me hanging off them like a leaf in autumn
Until they scrape me off like gum from the bottom
Of their shoe and I gotta
Wait til a new person comes along
And we start it all over while you regain your composure
Forget about me and try to get closure
Should be easy because I'm just a poser
I'm like crab grass, you're a four leaf clover
I'm too dirty and crass, won't invite me over
I'm like a Mickey Mouse watch while you're a Bulova
I'm a dirty sweatshirt, you're a Polo pullover
It's like you're married to success, while I don't even know her
What's the difference between me and you?
You stepped into money while I stepped into dog doo Ewww (again)
What's the difference between me and you?
Your wife wears prada and I dont even have shoes
(let alone the wife)
You're hardworking, an upstanding citizen
You haven't been found lurking around
The wrong side of town
With your pants pulled down
You gotta to-do list to get to soon
I have a garbage can I rifle through like a raccoon
You've never been charged with being a peeping tom
Or received a restraining order to stay off the mayor's lawn
You don't spit when you eat, you wash your sheets
You don't pee in the street, in a word you're neat
You wear nice clothes
Instead of old rags you stole from hobos
You wear Gucci loafers instead of dirty runners with holes in the toes
Your skin is nice and smooth instead of covered with moles
You sandwiches are fresh instead of covered with mold
You got money for heat, you don't live in the cold
You got a current haircut instead of one 20 years old (mullet, mullet)
In short, you're a good man with his own teeth
Two claims I can't make, and so I'll repeat
What's the difference between me and you, me and you? What's the difference between me and you?
I don't make a lot of money and you make tons of it, it's true
What's the difference between me and you?
You smell fine perfume while I sniff glue (Elmer's, Elmer's)
Well, we may not be the same exactly
But who's the judge of if we did badly?
Maybe my life doesn't match up to yours
But who's keeping score? Does it matter anymore?
I may not have
The money or the women
The good health, the wealth, the status is a given
But the life that I'm living
Is what I'm happy with, I feel like a lucky stiff
I've got more options than Janis Joplin smoked spliffs
I've got more chances than a Monopoly set
Don't write me off yet
Like you do to Zellers when you've got a bad cheque
I've still got to get where I'm going and it's too good to get
I've got no regrets
If I do, I can't remember them
Like a bad fireman, I ain't going back for them
I've got my mind made up, I'm going to do what I do here
I wish you the best of luck, I'll see you in the future
What's the difference between me and you?
You're in a set pattern, I can still make it happen
What's the difference between me and you?
I got flow like Niagara, you got flow like a water fountain
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difference between rich and poorby sandeepchowtha1268 views
That really cool! I wish it got more views. D:
user1acount 9 months ago