DK Animal Buddies - I'll Never Win Solo Queue (Songs of the Summoned 2)

Submission for the League of Legends Songs of the Summoned 2 contest
Parody of Donny Osmond's "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from the film Mulan

Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1RUW8ITA

Region: NA
Band: DK Animal Buddies
Summoner Names:
Squitter -- Vocals and Lyrics
Rambi -- Lead Guitar, Arrangement, Engineering, and Mixing
Squawks -- Rhythm Guitar and Sprite Art
Enguarde -- Bass and Moral Support
Rattly -- Drums and Lyrics


Lyrics:
Wish that I had queue dodged
No one picked a tank
Did you really facecheck
When they have Blitzcrank?
You gave up first blood to Malzahar
I bet they even stole our blue
How could I ever win solo queue?

It's GG already
We've no chance in hell
They are five Koreans
And you click your spells
You don't have boots or a single ward
How'd you get past level 2?
I guess I'll never win solo queue

[Solo -- Rambi]

(You won't win)
Our mid is trying out AP Sivir
(You won't win)
And Rumble's missed every last harpoon
(You won't win)
This Udyr's maxing his phoenix fire
And Fiddlesticks doesn't have a single rune

Singed is ghosting toward us
Quick, head back to base
All it takes is one flip
And they score an ace
Why'd I play Zhao? Let's surrender now
I give up. We lose. QQ
Looks like I'll never win solo queue

(You won't win)
Our mid is trying out AP Sivir
(You won't win)
And Rumble's missed every last harpoon
(You won't win)
This Udyr's maxing his phoenix fire
And Fiddlesticks doesn't have a single rune

(You won't win)
Our mid is trying out AP Sivir
(You won't win)
And Rumble's missed every last harpoon
(You won't win)
This Udyr's maxing his phoenix fire
And Fiddlesticks doesn't have a single rune


Credits:
Song -- Disney
Champions - Riot
Animal Buddies - Nintendo
Illustrations - Jouste
Sprites -- Michael Peterson and fragile-minds.com
Fonts - George Edward Purdy, Codeman 38, and Nice and Ripe Ltd.

Category:

Music

Tags:

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[VivaLaGaming360]

my life in ranked summed up in a song

[Lordvorius]

Best of the songs of the summoned 2. Just saying.

[pane36]

I just played Vayne and had a support Fiddle...this song came to mind.

[wingman101]

@klausash ill make a man out of you from mulan

[klausash]

what song is this parodied off

[Hewicks]

good, "but be a man" is still better

[Thefunkyferret1]

Just finished watching mulan cause of this song. Thanks.

[TheGundamfighter]

@VivaLaGaming360 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii its me tyler

[ultimatesaged]

@asdfers Because he isn't one.

[SomeRandomViet]

@1vxd somebody obviously mixxing up his hues and his.....wait koreans dont laugh when they play games.

[archlorddestin]

The irony is that phoenix fire udyr has higher dps and a faster jungle clear than tiger udyr.

[1VxD]

"They are 5 koreans"

How are you losing this game?

:P