Burnout Paradise Review Parody

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Burnout Paradise for the Xbox 360 and the PS3, the fifth installment of the Burnout. Lashes of crashes, smashes, thrashes, bashes and indeed rashes if you play it too long and end up with red marks on your hands.

Burnout Paradise - Xbox 360 / PS3

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[omar12331]

could you soften up your mic

[RSJGaMeRPrO]

Yeah, ill try and soften it up next time. I have it quite high so you can hear Jon.

[jonguz6]

The pink god of all game characters

[Riawoth]

For the bag over your head comment... do you mean paper or plastic?

[Dark0655465654654656]

cool

[nyjohn986]

wow ur so gay

[darkness120p]

BORING!!! *snore*

[familyguydude970]

i do a burnout paradise everytime i dump out jalapeno peppers lol ur hilarious iv subscribed evry1 who calls him a dick is a 8 year old tryin 2 be funny but ron is well funny iv got birdo as my screensaver thanks 2 him

[nickroth01]

dont do this to everyone in the world because it is just not good for our lives

[SUPAPwN0o0]

i didn't laugh, it wasn't funny but it was entertaining?

[anticlockwissee]

HAHAHA an excuse to AC/DC, how do u come up with this shit man

[eckomurf]

WOW UR SO NOT FUNNY :/

[Scobilishous]

Umm.. No there is no "birdo" in the cars. Beacause Burnout is a strictly no "human" game. If you smash a car up enough the dorrs come off and you can see that there is no one sitting inside. Also there are no pedestrains. if there were they would therefore have to raise the rating (m) to ma. Beacause unless they want to make it simpsons hit n run style the people woud realisticly have blood and other grusome injuries. A quite disturbing game if i was playing.. Roads are for wankers :P