NATE - the Neurologically Automated Tempo Engine.mov

In 2002 RS&RB Technologies, Inc., began Project B.A.R.T., the Biologically Advanced Rhythm Technician. BART was a great success, and so long as he was fed, rested, and periodically synced to the bands customized Play Station 3, he operated flawlessly, drumming behind the RubberBand for nearly 10 years. With periodic mods and upgrades, BART advanced from a level 3 drummer to a level 10 drummer/percussionist/fiddler with advanced foosball skills and Hungarian Mod. What none of us expected to happen, though, was that he would gain enough intelligence to desire the autonomy to pursue other career options.
So back to the lab! Donning our lab coats, we reopened RS&RB Technologies, Inc., and began designing BARTs replacement, N.A.T.E. NATE, the Neurologically Automated Tempo Engine, is the next step in simulated-drummer technology. After dozens of failed attempts at developing the ideal drummer (NATE v.4 overturned Shupes car, NATE v.17 would only play polkas, NATE v.43 wouldnt shut up) Hes punctual, agreeable, smiley, smells decent, and hits the drums like thats all he was ever designed to do, which of course it is.

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