Congratulations Barack Obama (Satire)

My satirical take on the election of Barack Obama as president and the change, he will change, change change.


Hello youtube and hello America, I just thought I would like to take a few minutes to congratulate Barack Obama on his election as president congratulations sir on your accomplishment. Not only are you the first black man to ever become president a fact which even by itself at least deserves passing recognition as the second coming of Jesus Christ you are also both the first deaf man to become president. Even as you sat in the pew of Trinity United Church of Christ you could not possibly hear your former pastor Jeremiah Wright imply that we had it coming on 9/11 by comparing 9/11 victims to chickens coming home to roost, his numerous conspiracy theories such as the old classic of the US government creating the AIDS virus to keep the black man down, or his admitted belief in the racist and satanic cult known as Black Liberation Theology. It was not your fault though as when you finally did get a decent sign language interpreter you finally left the church. The first you should be proud of above all else sir is being the first abortionist elected president.

I know with this unique perspective that you will CUT to the chase, CARVE out a broad coalition that can affect positive CHANGE and SUCK the corruption out of Washington. And I know that with your election that we are finally one step closer to eliminating the mysogynistic laws against so called infanticide which have endangered womens health for far too long. With your election I have no doubt that the draconian Infant Born Alive Protection Act passed a few years ago will become a distant memory and reproductive justice will be restored to women who wish to terminate their blastocysts aka insignificant blobs of tissue once they exit the womb they so callously intruded upon.

I also know that your policies will also make us proud. I know that on the economy sir you return taxation to the levels of the administration of the great saint Bill Clinton while having unprecedented tax cuts for the middle class and a dramatic expansion of social programs without explaining how you intend on paying for them. But worry not, as you need not explain anything as it will rain down money as if by magic every time you utter the word change. I know that you and your party will be far better at giving bailouts, pardon me I mean rescues to corporate crooks because John McCain and the Republicans forgot to utter the magic word change when he voted with you on the 700 billion dollar wallstreet rescue. And without change we will actually have to raise taxes and cut spending, I am so grateful those things are not necessary.

And on foreign policy thanks to you and your magic word of change we will be able to have our cake and eat it too by saying we pulled out of Iraq yet be able to leave a residual force inside Iraq whose size and scope is yet to be defined, whose mission is ill defined and who will likely remain in Iraq indefinitely.

When you take office you will CHANGE everything, it will not be business as usual with you and your magic word everything will solve itself.


Well folks sarcasm aside I can bet you have gathered that I am not thrilled by the election of Obama, but I would not have been pleased with the election of John McCain either and would have likely made a video similar to this had he been elected instead because as I have said in my anti candidate video series this election was a contest between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwhich whose outcome was irrelevant. Until next time this is BladeEdge86 goodbye.

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[crazyhunter69able]

are u reading off a list!?? hahaha u oppinionated fat sack of shit, also god isnt real so he couldnt be the second coming of jesus, i ripped jesus's asshole with my holy cock

[BladeEdge86]

@crazyhunter69able Your pathetic attempt to insult me would have far more credibility if you at least stuck to the topic at hand, exactly when during this video or in the comments in this video did I ever mention anything about God or my religious beliefs? Yeah I get it you don't believe in god and thats cool, but if using guilt by association without even having proof is the best you can do then you are the last person that should be criticizing people.

[bsjunior]

I take it you're a man with morals? the history of your country is one long list of atrocities in the name of greed. starting with the genocide of americas native people and carrying on to the present day. america has invaded more countries and killed more innocent people than any other country, with the exeption of the nazi's and stalin's russia perhaps. democracy doesn't exist, it's an illusion.

[BladeEdge86]

I do not deny that many sins have been committed in my countries name, but what exactly makes America so much worse then everyone else except for the Nazis and the Communists? These sins have been committed and have been around long before America ever came into being and could easily be the case of any country who gained an amount of power around the world similar to that gained by modern America. Governments around the world are bigger and more powerful then ever before.

[BladeEdge86]

And the natrual result of this power is of course tyranny both at home and abroad the bigger government gets the more power it will claim for itself whether it is legitimate or not as the saying goes "absolute power corrupts absolutely". Why America has done so much damage as compared to most countries is precisely because of its massive economic and political power combined with its decades long embrace of foreign policy interventionism. History has shown that this inevitably leads to tyranny.

[crazyhunter69able]

@BladeEdge86 i was trolling lol i must have commented on 50 vids. for the record u did suggest at the begining that barack obama was the second coming of jesus, i understand u were u using sarcasm i just assumed u were a religious nut job because i didnt even watch the whole video i just watched the begining. so i thought u would get defensive and it would be interesting but my plan backfired and now im going to troll on other vids. peace oouuuttttttttttt!!

[kipptumor]

Wat a useless turd YOU are.,

[jdfan1989]

"kipptumor" - Fag.

[kipptumor]

"BladeEdge" - Fag.