Mercury Mistress

for those who REALLY love their car

Category:

Autos & Vehicles

Tags:

• SNL
• Mercury
• Mistress
• car
• commercial
• parody

[fangsteen]

@bscar sorry bscar I was not meanig what I said to be a dis, what I should have said/asked was if anyone knew where I could see this clip in its entirety! I am re miss. I often am bothered by people who make queries when their question was just answered a couple of comments earlier. I was not TRYING to be a stupid bitch! Its just that I cannot find this anywhere w/ out the key scene missing!! strange, no? at least I was able to show this to a couple people and they got the gist I was beginning

[bscar]

@fangsteen

I did not take it as an insult, nor did I intend to come off as insulting, merely answering your question. I dunno where to find it either, I have the video on my hard drive,which is what I uploaded here, despite saying upload complete, it cut off the last few seconds of the video(and this video probably got re-uploaded by several others)

[fangsteen]

This is not complete. There is a key scene missing. The one with the homeless man!!!

[bscar]

@fangsteen As I said earlier; I had a full 1:09 video, but when it uploaded, youtube cut off the last 9 seconds for some reason.

[Janne2100]

The ending is missing, the commercial is actually about 10-20 seconds longer. However, I'm yet to find the proper version ANYWHERE on the Internet.

[bscar]

it was complete when I went to upload it, but for some reason, it cut off when it was done

[SW34R3NG3N]

Tiger Woods' new car!

[TheCavemanBrown]

I wish SNL was this funny still...

[spunkets]

Well, I just watched a parrot praise the lord, and now I'm watching a guy fuck a car.

Thanks youtube!

[Keeper69s]

Does it cook too?!

[SteelCity1981]

I guess with features like that who needs a woman. :)

[eskimodude812]

I wish the new sports cars had these features

[fangsteen]

@bascar 

DouBt

(damn that B is important!!)

[fangsteen]

If I was a guy I would buy a mercury

misters and if I was a vagrang I

would mostlikely rape one!!

[fangsteen]

@bscar

I cant really remember what I originaly

said, but i am quite sure I wasnt offended

by what you said.....when I am on the road

awake at 4am w/ insomnia I fool around

w/ youtube to eat time at times I am very

serious....I dout i was to serious

If I came off like a bitchy bitch Its to Its you

I owe an apology. no bad blood between

us, okay?? I am sorry!

[jason123456789210]

mercury runs on sperm

[LordSnow69]

@bscar Yeah the part about a security system to "keep your mistress faithful to only you" is also missing.