Malcolm Tucker roasts Hugh Abbott outside the goldfish bowl

I want a transcript of the whole "argument."
Brilliant office comedy. BTW ^^

He found the porn on his computer!

Zing!

that piece of rubbish by armando kirky/bishy?

My Family? Toenails? Get tae.

Pulling was hilarious but i get the distinct scratch you don't like that either..you sound so far up yir ain echo.

Boycie and Marlene? In the malcolm blue vein "Go an' fuckin' lie down"

You Stupid c@#t!

So simple but so effective

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FCUK IS GOING ON". Lol.

"Getoutawaaay!"

Without doubt one of the best, if not the best comedy for years. I think that it reflects the last two decades of political apathy in the UK that this didn't reach more people.

i think a lot of people just didn't understand it. they had no idea all these jobs existed so for them it was like a big, sweary, confusing version of the office.

when the JoAnna Scanlan character opens the door and asks an innocuous question, unconcerned that it exposes the rant, and eventually "Malcolm" covers his mouth....