Aliens in the Woods (Cow chasing Man) Original

Cows are really aliens.

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There I was, alone in the woods. This cow is staring right at me. Right into my soul. But this ain't no ordinary cow, no. This is an alien cow. Yeah I'd been tracking it for a while. Watching him. During the day it pretended to be a simple cow..just stood there, chewing hay. Chewing hay like a normal cow. But I knew what was going on. It was plotting. Plotting the invasion. At first it wasn't aware I had discovered the secret. But I knew everything....but then that cow mooed, he said MMMMOOOO, still not taking those cold, butt probing alien eyes from mine. I stood my ground. I said, "no probes going in my butt today, no sir, no sir". Yeeeah I knew about them probes. Then that cow said, he said, "Imma probe you". I said to that cow, "No you isn't" and I ran. He took off after but I was too fast. I broke outta those trees and into the light, beating feet like it was my job. The cow close behind. Then I passed a horse....statue? I ran right into a dead end. I turned around. The alien cow was already standing there. But then I said to the cow, "How about we put this on youtube"? The cow said, "Alright". End of story.

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  Comedy

[SurenK7]

Some say he is still running.

[CoolGuy62093]

Legend says you still hear him screaming as the sun sets in the pastures.

[Kevin Jennings]

Some says thats Forrest Gump's child

[silv879]

he will run till Ragnarok !

[BeXzFS]

Legend says the horse got so scared it's still standing there, frozen.

[soldierman123456]

poor cow

[dinoman6000]

WTF?

[firewindlover2]

run forest run~! *thinking: Damn pussy.... face that cow like a man!!*

[Zane Henry]

Read the description

[Zane Henry]

Soooo... What drugs do u use

[TheValdaro]

I keep challenging myself to not laugh or grin when i see this video everytime. Still haven't won lol