Episode 32 - Hot Mic

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Created by James McFadden and Tyler McFadden Animated by Doug Bresler

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Category:

• Animation
• Comedy

Starring:

• Eli Buchalter

Directed by:

• Doug Bresler

Produced by:

• Tyler McFadden
• James Tod McFadden

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[al90901]

I got one There are 3 girls a blond red haed and a brown they are on a canibale island. The canibales say if you want to live you have to shove 3 fruits up your butt with out making an expression. The brown comes back with apples and smiles after the first one they eat her. The red head comes back with grapes and makes it through 2 and then laughs. up in heaven the brown asks the red head why she laughed and the red head said "Because i saw the blond come back with pineapples"

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

@Stereo13eatz :P 3 Men get arrested. on their way into jail, an officer stops them and asks the first man what he got arrested for. The man says, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' Confused, the officer sends him off. He asks the next man that, to which he replied, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' the officer sends him off and says to the next guy, ''lemme guess, you got arrested for blowing bubbles in the park?'' the man says, ''No, im Bubbles.'' :))

[RaikoProds]

@Mystro1989 not funny lol

[1995Ausman]

@Mystro1989 not that funny

[Mystro1989]

a patient is in his doctors office waiting for his results when the doctor comes in.

"i have some really bad news and some really good news."

"okay", says the pateint

"you have a week, maybe two to live."

"okay ... and the really good news?"

the doctor answers, "you see my secretary over there? with the big tits, perky nipples and long silky legs?"

"...yea."

"i'm fuckin her."

[TheSteelcrusader]

@al90901 lol a modified version of the tribal fruit

[MOTORSTONER45]

good will hunting

[zmarsella]

A man calls up a Animal Control Department and says "Sir there's a bear in my tree and I want it to be removed, but I don't want it to be harmed", later a guy shows up with a gun and a dog, the man says 'I said I don't want it harmed!" the guy says "Well see, I have the dog cause I'm going up the tree and I'm going to shake it and when the bear falls the dog is going to bite its dick", the man goes ok but what the gun for? the guy says "If I fall out of the tree I ant you to shoot the dog!

[timigy3]

That's funny

[MrNocturnal310]

Heres one...3 guys go to a hotel.the 1st guy gets the top room,the 2nd guy gets the bottom room,and the 3rd guy is making a bbq out back.the 1st guys's sink broke so he had to shave out the window,and the 2nd guys's toilet broke so he had to piss out the window.the 1st guys razor fell out of his hand and cut the 2nd guys dick off.later that day all of them were talking and complaining of how he lost his razor and how he lost his dick.3rd guy says today was awesome cus i found an extra sausage!